amithab and sardar joke sms

In KBC
Amithab: in which state kaveri flows?
Sardar- liquid state..
Audience clapped... Amithab stunned and looks back, All were sardars..

In KBCAmithab: in which state kaveri flows?Sardar- liquid state..Audience clapped... Amithab stunned and looks back, All were sardars..----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

INTELLIGENT SARDAR SMS

Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach.
When asked why ISI mark..
She replied…ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.

Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach.When asked why ISI mark..She replied…ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

Sardar’s Son joke sms

Sardar’s Son - Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.
Sardar:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!
Son:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea..

Sardar’s Son - Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.Sardar:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!Son:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea..----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

famous sardar joke sms

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha thaChudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

Manmohan SING Is KING

Manmohan Singh k agle election k Vaade.

1.Sardaro k upar
jokes bandh.

2."SING Is KING" National song hoga.

3.11Baje k baad sidha 1 bajega

Manmohan Singh k agle election k Vaade.1.Sardaro k uparjokes bandh.2."SING Is KING" National song hoga.3.11Baje k baad sidha 1 bajega**************sms51.blogspot.com****************

Srdar was riding on horse joke sms

Srdar was riding on horse

He croses de Red light&policeman whistles

de Srdr lifts de tail of horse& says:"LE KARLE, KARLE NUMBER NOTE"

Srdar was riding on horseHe croses de Red light&policeman whistlesde Srdr lifts de tail of horse& says:"LE KARLE, KARLE NUMBER NOTE"**************sms51.blogspot.com****************

Sardar Introduction sms

Once a Sardar, his wife, son and daughter went to a private party. There he introduces his family to a stranger by saying, “I am Sardar, she is Sardarni, he is my kid and she is my kidney.”

Once a Sardar, his wife, son and daughter went to a private party. There he introduces his family to a stranger by saying, “I am Sardar, she is Sardarni, he is my kid and she is my kidney.”**************sms51.blogspot.com****************

sardar kiss joke sms

Sardar: I kis my wif b4 i go to office everyday,& U? Frnd: I kis ur wif after u go to office everyday.
Sardar: Ha ha i'm 1st

Sardar: I kis my wif b4 i go to office everyday,& U? Frnd: I kis ur wif after u go to office everyday.Sardar: Ha ha i'm 1st**************sms51.blogspot.com****************

radio sardar sms

Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya
Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila
Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai

Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gayaUsne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha milaYe dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?Sala singer hi mara pada hai**************sms51.blogspot.com****************

sardar joke messages

Sardarni : Lo light chali gayi.
Sardar : Light chali gayi hai to fan chala do.
Sardarni :Lo fir se kar di na sardaro wali baat. Agar fan chalaunga to mombatti bujh nahi jayegi!

Sardarni : Lo light chali gayi.Sardar : Light chali gayi hai to fan chala do.Sardarni :Lo fir se kar di na sardaro wali baat. Agar fan chalaunga to mombatti bujh nahi jayegi!**************sms51.blogspot.com****************

Sardar tamil funny sms

Nermuga Thervil..
Sardar : Iya! Naan ulley varalaama?
INTERVIEWER : Wait please..
Sardar : 75 Kilo iya!!

Nermuga Thervil..Sardar : Iya! Naan ulley varalaama?INTERVIEWER : Wait please..Sardar : 75 Kilo iya!!----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

sardar tamil sms

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks 'tamil therima?'

Sardar got mad, angrily replied…'Hindi tera baap!'

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks 'tamil therima?'Sardar got mad, angrily replied…'Hindi tera baap!'---------sms51.blogspot.com---------

Capital of TamilNadu sardar sms

Student : kadavule! eppadiyavadhu tamilnaatoda thalainagara Erode nu maththiru
Kadavul : why?
Student : nan examla appadithan ezhudhi irrukken.

Student : kadavule! eppadiyavadhu tamilnaatoda thalainagara Erode nu maththiruKadavul : why?Student : nan examla appadithan ezhudhi irrukken.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

Sardar SMS Joke

Sardar: 50 rupees iruntha kadana kodunga...!
Man: Panam suthama illeenga.!
Sardar: Paravayilla, Alukka irunthalum kodunga..!..

Sardar: 50 rupees iruntha kadana kodunga...!Man: Panam suthama illeenga.!Sardar: Paravayilla, Alukka irunthalum kodunga..!..----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

Sardar SMS for fun in Tamil

Sardar: "This book is very bore. More characters but no story"
Librarian: "Vaadaa... Vaa.. Neethan Telephone directorya thoookitu ponavana? …

Sardar: "This book is very bore. More characters but no story"Librarian: "Vaadaa... Vaa.. Neethan Telephone directorya thoookitu ponavana? …----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

sardar blood test sms

Man: enna book padikire?
Sardar: 'blood' pathi padikiraen.
Man: why?
Sardar: doctor sollitaar, nalaikku enakku 'blood test'aam..

Man: enna book padikire?Sardar: 'blood' pathi padikiraen.Man: why?Sardar: doctor sollitaar, nalaikku enakku 'blood test'aam..----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

sardar hotel parcel joke sms tamil sms

HOTEL Owner: Sir daily parcel vangareenga athuku ingaye sapida vendiyathu thane?
Sardar: Sorry sir, Doctor Hotela sapida koodathunu solitaru.....

HOTEL Owner: Sir daily parcel vangareenga athuku ingaye sapida vendiyathu thane?Sardar: Sorry sir, Doctor Hotela sapida koodathunu solitaru.....----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

Sardar tamil funny sms

MAN: Naan indha kovilu'ku 10 varusama vandhuttu irukken.
SARDAR: Unga veetla irundhu indha kovil avvlo dhoorama?

MAN: Naan indha kovilu'ku 10 varusama vandhuttu irukken.SARDAR: Unga veetla irundhu indha kovil avvlo dhoorama?----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

Train Ticket tamil sms

TTR : Ticket kaattunga
SARDAR : Traina kaattunga
TTR : Idhudhan train
SARDAR : Indhanga ticket
TTR : Idhu palaya ticket
SARDAR : Train matum puthusaa?
TTR : ??

TTR : Ticket kaattungaSARDAR : Traina kaattungaTTR : Idhudhan trainSARDAR : Indhanga ticketTTR : Idhu palaya ticketSARDAR : Train matum puthusaa?TTR : ??----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

sardar mobile tamil sms

Phone: Neengal dial seidha vadikaiyalar thodarbu Ellaiku veliyae ullar!

sardar:Akka Akka mukiyamana vishayam pesanum konjam ulla vara solungakka pls.:-)

Phone: Neengal dial seidha vadikaiyalar thodarbu Ellaiku veliyae ullar!sardar:Akka Akka mukiyamana vishayam pesanum konjam ulla vara solungakka pls.:-)----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------