Showing posts with label santa and banta sms. Show all posts
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Saturday, 14 May 2011

Santa and Preeto joke sms

Preeto : Suniye jee peeche wala aadi mere blouse me haath daal raha hai.
Santa : Oye tu ghabra mat, ussey kya pata batua to mere paas hai.
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santa truck joke sms

Santa ke truck pe likha tha:
Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar
Aur niche likha tha..
Tinu,Minu,Chintu,Chiki,Pinki,Guddu,Guddi,de PAPA d GADDI!
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santa banta joke sms

Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 100 rupees bachta!
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funny santa and banta joke sms

Santa buys a new pressure cooker &next day he rtrns it.
Shopkeeper:-y r u returnng it?
Snta:Gharme jawan beti he,or ye sala seeti bajata h
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santa and teacher joke sms

Teacher:Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jae..To jarur Puri Hoti Hai.
Santa:Rehne Do Sir..Agar Aisa Hota To Ap Aj Zinda Na Hote
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joke sms for santa banta

Santa-are subah subah ye gadhe ke sath kaha jarahe ho?
Banta-dikhta nahi ye kutta he?
Santa-are mein tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha..
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Monday, 9 May 2011

santa banta punjabi sms

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Banta 2 Sardar: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi ootaya?

Santa: kiun ootayon ? 30 rupaiye de key gana luwaya ae ohnu tera peo sune ga?

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Santa: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni bari,
phone kitta par tu chukaya hi nai.
Banta: Kyun Chukan?
Jehra mein 30 ruaye da gana,
Lagwaya hai oh teri maa sunegi.
Posted by srikanthbbn at 10:53 0 comments
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santa banta punjabi sms

Santa: Yaar me apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai ki devan,
Banta: Gold ring dede,
Santa: koi vadi chiz das yaar,
Banta: Tan fer mrf ka tayre dede
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Preeto: kurri jawan ho gayi

Preeto: kurri jawan ho gayi wey koi changa munda wekho 26saal da howay.
Santa: jey 26 saal da na milay tey 13 13 de 2 le awaan?
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Tuesday, 16 November 2010

hindi sms santa joke sms

Santa's Wife To Santa Ager Duniya Sirf 30 Min Me Khatam Horahi Ho To Ap Kia Karna Chahogey?Santa Off Course"Sex"Santa's Wife Aur Baqi K 29 Mins
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SAFE SEX sms

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX?
Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
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