Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata dekh patni ne pati se kaha - Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha hai, namaste karo. Pati - Namaste Sasur Ji
Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho, Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang, Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki, To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki, Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi, Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi, Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari, Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.
Briteesh rooled avar kantry phor meni ears. Dhey destroid avar kalchar. So wot.? Let as destroi dher langvage lyke dis. Send eat tu aal yor phrends. Plij...
Naukrani paas khade kutte ke paas gayi aur uske paas 10 rs ka note rakh diya. “Ye kya kar rahi ho?”, Malkin ne pucha. Naukrani replied : Yehi to ek hai jisne ess ghar me mera saath diya. Ye na hota to mein ghar me itne bartan kabhi bhi akele saaf na kar pati.