Showing posts with label hindi sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hindi sms. Show all posts

Saturday, 14 May 2011

Sirf aap ko gud morning sms

Aap ko..

Hum Aap Ko

Sirf Aapko

aur Aapko

are aap Ko

Aap ko baba aap ko

Aap ko only aapko

Gud Morning Keh Rahe Hai

ASCII SMS, Good Morning SMS, Love SMS

Na ZUBAN Se
Na CARD Se
Na Gift Se
Na POST Se
Na EMAIL Se

Sirf

;+""+.+""+;
+ Dil Se +
" +. .+"
"+"
Aap ko gud morning kehte hai & Lub u

Subh ka Guds Mrng sms

Subh ka har pal Zindagi de aapko,
Din ka har Lamha Khushi de aapko,
Jahan gum ki hawa chu ke bhi na gujare,
Khuda woh Jannat si Zamin de Aapko.

Guds Mrng

Santa and Preeto joke sms

Preeto : Suniye jee peeche wala aadi mere blouse me haath daal raha hai.
Santa : Oye tu ghabra mat, ussey kya pata batua to mere paas hai.

santa truck joke sms

Santa ke truck pe likha tha:
Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar
Aur niche likha tha..
Tinu,Minu,Chintu,Chiki,Pinki,Guddu,Guddi,de PAPA d GADDI!

funny hindi joke sms

Chaand ko todh dunga
Suraj ko modh dunga
Tere damaan mein khushya chodh dunga
Tu agar ek baar haas de toh,
Mein tere saare DAAT todh dunga

hindi joke sms message

Amar ek sadhu se bola

Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.

Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

joke sms for Beta-Bapu

Beta-Bapu Jab Shadi Se Har
Admi Tang Hai To Phir Shadi Karte Hi Q Hain
Bapu-Beta Aqal Badaam Khane Se
Nahi Thokar Khane Se Ati Hai

naughty joke sms in hindi

Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,
to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,
so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!

Husband and Wife joke SMS

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha - Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati - Namaste Sasur Ji

Hindi Holi SMS

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

funny holi sms

Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!

Funny SMS, Girl and Boy SMS, Jokes SMS, Love SMS

Hum Gaye The Unke Ghar Kehne Tha

Dil Se Dil Milalo

Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra ke Bole

Aunty,

" Bachhon Ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo...

two holi funny sms in hindi

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?


holi sms in hindi

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.

good morning hindi sms

Good Morning,
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Have a nice day,
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Q Press kar rahe ho?

Chai or Nashta b SMS se bheju kya ?

Briteesh rooled SMS

Briteesh rooled avar kantry phor meni ears. Dhey destroid avar kalchar. So wot.?
Let as destroi dher langvage lyke dis. Send eat tu aal yor phrends. Plij...

Manmohan SING Is KING


Manmohan Singh k agle election k Vaade.

1.Sardaro k upar
jokes bandh.

2."SING Is KING" National song hoga.

3.11Baje k baad sidha 1 bajega

joke sms for santa banta

Santa-are subah subah ye gadhe ke sath kaha jarahe ho?
Banta-dikhta nahi ye kutta he?
Santa-are mein tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha..

Naukari joke sms

Naukrani paas khade kutte ke paas gayi aur uske paas 10 rs ka note rakh diya.
“Ye kya kar rahi ho?”, Malkin ne pucha.
Naukrani replied : Yehi to ek hai jisne ess ghar me mera saath diya.
Ye na hota to mein ghar me itne bartan kabhi bhi akele saaf na kar pati.