Santa and Preeto joke sms

Preeto : Suniye jee peeche wala aadi mere blouse me haath daal raha hai.
Santa : Oye tu ghabra mat, ussey kya pata batua to mere paas hai.

Preeto : Suniye jee peeche wala aadi mere blouse me haath daal raha hai.Santa : Oye tu ghabra mat, ussey kya pata batua to mere paas hai----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

Ladka ladhaki joke sms

Ek Ladka gadhe ke samne achana gir pada…To samne se aa rahi
ladki ne dekhkar bola…Apne bade bhai ke pair chu rahe ho…
Ladka bola : Haan bhabhi jee!

Ek Ladka gadhe ke samne achana gir pada…To samne se aa rahiladki ne dekhkar bola…Apne bade bhai ke pair chu rahe ho…Ladka bola : Haan bhabhi jee!----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

santa truck joke sms

Santa ke truck pe likha tha:
Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar
Aur niche likha tha..
Tinu,Minu,Chintu,Chiki,Pinki,Guddu,Guddi,de PAPA d GADDI!

Santa ke truck pe likha tha:Chota Parivar Sukhi ParivarAur niche likha tha..Tinu,Minu,Chintu,Chiki,Pinki,Guddu,Guddi,de PAPA d GADDI!----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

amithab and sardar joke sms

In KBC
Amithab: in which state kaveri flows?
Sardar- liquid state..
Audience clapped... Amithab stunned and looks back, All were sardars..

In KBCAmithab: in which state kaveri flows?Sardar- liquid state..Audience clapped... Amithab stunned and looks back, All were sardars..----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

I am Girls college Bus Driver

Gomu -daily Morning & Evening 25 Girl"s waiting for me.

Romu-why?

Gomu-I am Girls college Bus Driver

Gomu -daily Morning & Evening 25 Girl"s waiting for me.Romu-why?Gomu-I am Girls college Bus Driver----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

funny hindi joke sms

Chaand ko todh dunga
Suraj ko modh dunga
Tere damaan mein khushya chodh dunga
Tu agar ek baar haas de toh,
Mein tere saare DAAT todh dunga

Chaand ko todh dungaSuraj ko modh dungaTere damaan mein khushya chodh dungaTu agar ek baar haas de toh,Mein tere saare DAAT todh dunga----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

hindi joke sms message

Amar ek sadhu se bola

Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.

Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Amar ek sadhu se bolaBaba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

joke sms for Beta-Bapu

Beta-Bapu Jab Shadi Se Har
Admi Tang Hai To Phir Shadi Karte Hi Q Hain
Bapu-Beta Aqal Badaam Khane Se
Nahi Thokar Khane Se Ati Hai

Beta-Bapu Jab Shadi Se HarAdmi Tang Hai To Phir Shadi Karte Hi Q HainBapu-Beta Aqal Badaam Khane SeNahi Thokar Khane Se Ati Hai----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

naughty joke sms in hindi

Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,
to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,
so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!

Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

santa banta joke sms

Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 100 rupees bachta!

Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha liye.Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 100 rupees bachta!----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

Husband and Wife joke SMS

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha - Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati - Namaste Sasur Ji

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas katadekh patni ne pati se kaha - Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaaskha raha hai, namaste karo.Pati - Namaste Sasur Ji----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

Full form of MATHS

Full form of MATHS????
Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

Full form of MATHS????Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

INTELLIGENT SARDAR SMS

Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach.
When asked why ISI mark..
She replied…ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.

Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach.When asked why ISI mark..She replied…ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

Sardar’s Son joke sms

Sardar’s Son - Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.
Sardar:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!
Son:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea..

Sardar’s Son - Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.Sardar:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!Son:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea..----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

famous sardar joke sms

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha thaChudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

Funny SMS, Girl and Boy SMS, Jokes SMS, Love SMS

Hum Gaye The Unke Ghar Kehne Tha

Dil Se Dil Milalo

Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra ke Bole

Aunty,

" Bachhon Ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo...

Hum Gaye The Unke Ghar Kehne ThaDil Se Dil MilaloUnki Maa Ne Khola DarwazaHum Ghabra ke BoleAunty," Bachhon Ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo...**************sms51.blogspot.com****************

Manmohan SING Is KING

Manmohan Singh k agle election k Vaade.

1.Sardaro k upar
jokes bandh.

2."SING Is KING" National song hoga.

3.11Baje k baad sidha 1 bajega

Manmohan Singh k agle election k Vaade.1.Sardaro k uparjokes bandh.2."SING Is KING" National song hoga.3.11Baje k baad sidha 1 bajega**************sms51.blogspot.com****************

Srdar was riding on horse joke sms

Srdar was riding on horse

He croses de Red light&policeman whistles

de Srdr lifts de tail of horse& says:"LE KARLE, KARLE NUMBER NOTE"

Srdar was riding on horseHe croses de Red light&policeman whistlesde Srdr lifts de tail of horse& says:"LE KARLE, KARLE NUMBER NOTE"**************sms51.blogspot.com****************

funny santa and banta joke sms

Santa buys a new pressure cooker &next day he rtrns it.
Shopkeeper:-y r u returnng it?
Snta:Gharme jawan beti he,or ye sala seeti bajata h

Santa buys a new pressure cooker &next day he rtrns it.Shopkeeper:-y r u returnng it?Snta:Gharme jawan beti he,or ye sala seeti bajata h**************sms51.blogspot.com****************

Sardar Introduction sms

Once a Sardar, his wife, son and daughter went to a private party. There he introduces his family to a stranger by saying, “I am Sardar, she is Sardarni, he is my kid and she is my kidney.”

Once a Sardar, his wife, son and daughter went to a private party. There he introduces his family to a stranger by saying, “I am Sardar, she is Sardarni, he is my kid and she is my kidney.”**************sms51.blogspot.com****************