good afternoon sms naam kar di!

shail per khare khare shaam kar di, Apni dil aur duniya aap k naam kar di , ye bhi na socha kaise guzregi zindagi, Bina soche samjhe her khushi aap k naam kar
 good afternoon

shail per khare khare shaam kar di, Apni dil aur duniya aap k naam kar di , ye bhi na socha kaise guzregi zindagi, Bina soche samjhe her khushi aap k naam kar good afternoon----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good night sms YAAD karna

Kisi k DIL me teri DHADKAN aj bhi he, kisi k NAJAR me tera DIDAR aj bhi he, agar JINDAGI se ho shikayat to YAAD karna, kisi ki JINDAGI me teri KAMI aj bhi he
good night 

Kisi k DIL me teri DHADKAN aj bhi he, kisi k NAJAR me tera DIDAR aj bhi he, agar JINDAGI se ho shikayat to YAAD karna, kisi ki JINDAGI me teri KAMI aj bhi hegood night ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good morning sms mera yeh

Aasmaan aaj phir se roya hai, Naakaam Aashiqon ke haar mein ek aur moti piroya hai, Koi to bataaye kahan mera mehboob khoya hai, mohabbat ki kabr mein mera yeh pyaar soya hai.
good morning

Aasmaan aaj phir se roya hai, Naakaam Aashiqon ke haar mein ek aur moti piroya hai, Koi to bataaye kahan mera mehboob khoya hai, mohabbat ki kabr mein mera yeh pyaar soya hai.good morning ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good morning sms Kuch tanha

Bahut mushkil se kal ki raat guzri hai, Kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri hai, Na neend aai na khawaab koi, Bas aap k khayalon k saath guzri hai.
 good morning

Bahut mushkil se kal ki raat guzri hai, Kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri hai, Na neend aai na khawaab koi, Bas aap k khayalon k saath guzri hai. good morning ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good afternoon sms pyar k gulam ho gye

pyar kiya toh badnaam ho gye, charche humare sare aam ho gye, aapne toh dil bhi tbhi toda jb hum aap k pyar k gulam ho gye
good afternoon

pyar kiya toh badnaam ho gye, charche humare sare aam ho gye, aapne toh dil bhi tbhi toda jb hum aap k pyar k gulam ho gyegood afternoon----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good morning sms hai ,,,,,,,,,,,,

kabhi kuch na kehkar bhi,sab keh jata hai ye dil,kabhi chup rehkar bhi har dard seh jata hai ye dil,dil ki aahein to aaj tak hum bhi na samajh paaye ,gumon k andhere me bhi khud jalkar roshini kar jata hai ,,,,,,,,,,,,ye dil
 good morning

kabhi kuch na kehkar bhi,sab keh jata hai ye dil,kabhi chup rehkar bhi har dard seh jata hai ye dil,dil ki aahein to aaj tak hum bhi na samajh paaye ,gumon k andhere me bhi khud jalkar roshini kar jata hai ,,,,,,,,,,,,ye dil good morning ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good morning sms naam nahi hota

gulab mohabbat ka pagam nahi hota,chand chandni ka pyar sare aam nahi hota,pyar to hota hai man ki nirmal bhabnao se,varna uun hi radhey-krishna ka naam nahi hota.
good morning 

gulab mohabbat ka pagam nahi hota,chand chandni ka pyar sare aam nahi hota,pyar to hota hai man ki nirmal bhabnao se,varna uun hi radhey-krishna ka naam nahi hota.good morning ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms pyar kar

khamoshi ikhtiyar kar lena,apne dil ko bkarar kar lena,zindigi ka asli dard lena ho to,kisi se be-inteh pyar kar lena.

khamoshi ikhtiyar kar lena,apne dil ko bkarar kar lena,zindigi ka asli dard lena ho to,kisi se be-inteh pyar kar lena.----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

night.good night sms

What is the similarity between a mobile phone and a wife?Ans- U like them when they are new. Always u like others thing. U have to charge them at night.

What is the similarity between a mobile phone and a wife?Ans- U like them when they are new. Always u like others thing. U have to charge them at night.----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

joke sms Entertainment Tax.

Judge: You are Accused of RAPE, so u r Fined Rs.11461, Man:Mylord why exactly Rs11461? Judge:Rs.10000 for Rape4% VAT, & 10.2% Entertainment Tax.

Judge: You are Accused of RAPE, so u r Fined Rs.11461, Man:Mylord why exactly Rs11461? Judge:Rs.10000 for Rape4% VAT, & 10.2% Entertainment Tax----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

teacher joke sms

TeacheWhat should be in a book to make it a best seller?Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

TeacheWhat should be in a book to make it a best seller?Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

hindi joke sms girl boy

Girl: Tumne mujh mein aisa kya dekha jo tume mujse pyar ho gya?Boy: Darling! Abhi kuch dekha kahan hai? Dekne ke liye hi toh pyar kiya hai!

Girl: Tumne mujh mein aisa kya dekha jo tume mujse pyar ho gya?Boy: Darling! Abhi kuch dekha kahan hai? Dekne ke liye hi toh pyar kiya hai!----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good night sms A boy pulled

A boy pulled a girl into room,locked the door,putoff the light,pulled her 2 the bed,dragged her in 2 the blankt n said "see mynew radium watch"
good night

A boy pulled a girl into room,locked the door,putoff the light,pulled her 2 the bed,dragged her in 2 the blankt n said "see mynew radium watch"good night ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

atmosphere hot.sms good afternoon sms

Difference between Good girl & bad girl Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girl opens all buttons to make d atmosphere hot.
 good afternoon

Difference between Good girl & bad girl Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girl opens all buttons to make d atmosphere hot. good afternoon----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms

SAAS:Aane do bete ko,aaj use baith k samjhaungi tumhari kartut
BAHU:Koi faida nahi
SAAS:Kyu?
BAHU:Q k aap
BAITH k samjhaogi Aur mai late k

SAAS:Aane do bete ko,aaj use baith k samjhaungi tumhari kartutBAHU:Koi faida nahiSAAS:Kyu?BAHU:Q k aapBAITH k samjhaogi Aur mai late k----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

SAAS:Aane do bete ko,aaj use baith k samjhaungi tumhari kartutBAHU:Koi faida nahiSAAS:Kyu?BAHU:Q k aapBAITH k samjhaogi Aur mai late k----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

joke betwwn two ladys sms

One lady: Did U Know Tht "Lions" have Sex 4 to 6 Times a Night ?
Second Lady: Damit..Pehle Bol Nahi Sakti Thi, I just Joined the "Rotary"!

One lady: Did U Know Tht "Lions" have Sex 4 to 6 Times a Night ?Second Lady: Damit..Pehle Bol Nahi Sakti Thi, I just Joined the "Rotary"!----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms joke between ladySecretary and boss

Lady Secretary: Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe?
Boss: Nahin, par tumhe kisne kaha ?
Sec: Wo Aapne cabin se sofa cum bed hatwa diya na is liye----------sms51.blogspot.com----------iv>

Lady Secretary: Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe?Boss: Nahin, par tumhe kisne kaha ?Sec: Wo Aapne cabin se sofa cum bed hatwa diya na is liye ----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

fact joke sms

The First Month,The Boss Gave His Hot Secretary a Skirt As Salary Second Month?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He RAISED Th e Salary!!

The First Month,The Boss Gave His Hot Secretary a Skirt As Salary Second Month?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He RAISED Th e Salary!!----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

sms joke

Doctor's wife:I saw a Call Girl entering ur clinic today.Wat does it mean?
Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meeting Wif:Whose profession

hindi joke sms

A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After month Warden: Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary? Boy: Kya? Salary bhi milegi

A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After month Warden: Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary? Boy: Kya? Salary bhi milegi----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

joke sms betwwn teacher and student

Teacher : what do u want to become ?
Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it

Teacher : what do u want to become ?Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

sardear joke sms

Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage
frnd - why?
Sardar- i saw label on her panty ..........tested OK by mafatlal & sons !!

Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriagefrnd - why?Sardar- i saw label on her panty ..........tested OK by mafatlal & sons !!----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi joke message

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne lagaGIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms santa joke sms

Santa's Wife To Santa Ager Duniya Sirf 30 Min Me Khatam Horahi Ho To Ap Kia Karna Chahogey?Santa Off Course"Sex"Santa's Wife Aur Baqi K 29 Mins

Santa's Wife To Santa Ager Duniya Sirf 30 Min Me Khatam Horahi Ho To Ap Kia Karna Chahogey?Santa Off Course"Sex"Santa's Wife Aur Baqi K 29 Mins----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

sms joke God please close your eyes

A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes.

A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

joke sms of the year

Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !"
Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..."

Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !"Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..."----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

SAFE SEX sms

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX?
Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX?Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

a good joke sms Man 2 Docter

Man 2 Dr-Evry nite my wife goes 2 Tom"s bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her.  Doctor:Take a deep breath & calm down, and now tell me where is TOM"S BAR.""

Man 2 Dr-Evry nite my wife goes 2 Tom"s bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her. Doctor:Take a deep breath & calm down, and now tell me where is TOM"S BAR.""----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi joke message between ladka and ladkhi

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?
BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne lagaGIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

doctors joke messages

Doctor,s wife:I saw a Call girl entering ur clinic today.Wat dose it mean?
Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meeting Wif:Whose profession.

Doctor,s wife:I saw a Call girl entering ur clinic today.Wat dose it mean?Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meeting Wif:Whose profession.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

The LAW says. message and sms

The LAW says..."If u cant convince som1,confuse them.....!!"Do U knw which LAW it is???This is" LAW OF ANSWERING IN MSc VIVA..:

The LAW says..."If u cant convince som1,confuse them.....!!"Do U knw which LAW it is???This is" LAW OF ANSWERING IN MSc VIVA..:----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

Meaning Of STUDY sms

What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY??S. SleepingT. TalkingU. Unlimited SmsD. DreamingY. YawningSo Study Hard!

What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY??S. SleepingT. TalkingU. Unlimited SmsD. DreamingY. YawningSo Study Hard!----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

new sms latest sms

Whenever u Feel like studying. go into a room, juz sit down Relax, Take a deep breAth nd slap urself n sAy idiot whats this new hAbit.

Whenever u Feel like studying. go into a room, juz sit down Relax, Take a deep breAth nd slap urself n sAy idiot whats this new hAbit----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

EXAM baar baar sms

Hum jeete 1 bar hai, Hum marte 1 bar hai, Pyaar bhi 1 baar hota hai Shaadi bhi 1 baar hoti hai Toh Fir, Yeh EXAM baar baar kyun?

Hum jeete 1 bar hai, Hum marte 1 bar hai, Pyaar bhi 1 baar hota hai Shaadi bhi 1 baar hoti hai Toh Fir, Yeh EXAM baar baar kyun?----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

STUDENTS SMS AND MESSAGES

Long Ago-Ppl Who SAcrificed der slpder fAmily der Food der lAugh terwr cAld sAints!ButNow They r cAlled STUDENTS.!

Long Ago-Ppl Who SAcrificed der slpder fAmily der Food der lAugh terwr cAld sAints!ButNow They r cAlled STUDENTS.!----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

happy SLEEPING sms

Teache"Define the word 'LECTURER"?
Studnt: "LECTURER is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when someone is  SLEEPING.....

Teache"Define the word 'LECTURER"?Studnt: "LECTURER is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when someone is SLEEPING.....----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

sms for B positive sms

Frnd k saath karo ya grlfrnd k saath,room me karo ya garden me,din me karo ya raat me bed pe karo ya sofe pe PADHAI to krni hi hai.B positive

Frnd k saath karo ya grlfrnd k saath,room me karo ya garden me,din me karo ya raat me bed pe karo ya sofe pe PADHAI to krni hi hai.B positive----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

Education is the best friend sms

Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth.

Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

exam sms pass sms fail sms

Agar kar leti ishq humse wo Uski raato ki nind ud jati Isi bahane raat ko padhti reht iKam se kam exam me pass to ho jati

Agar kar leti ishq humse wo Uski raato ki nind ud jati Isi bahane raat ko padhti reht iKam se kam exam me pass to ho jati----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

THE EXAM COMES sms

IF THE EXAM COMES TOUGH,THEN JUST CLOSEUR EYES 4 MOMENT,TAKE DEEPBREATH & SAY "THIS IS VERY INTERESTING SUBJECT.I WANT STUDY IT1 MORE YEAR"

IF THE EXAM COMES TOUGH,THEN JUST CLOSEUR EYES 4 MOMENT,TAKE DEEPBREATH & SAY "THIS IS VERY INTERESTING SUBJECT.I WANT STUDY IT1 MORE YEAR"----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

exam message EXAM HALL means sms

Brain is d most Outstandng object in nature. It functns 24hrs 365 days rite frm d Tym v r Born n stops only wen v enter d"EXAM HALL"

Brain is d most Outstandng object in nature. It functns 24hrs 365 days rite frm d Tym v r Born n stops only wen v enter d"EXAM HALL"----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi exam sms and messages

Kehte h ishq me neend ud jati h Kehte h ishq me neend ud jati h kambkhat humse b koi ishq kare Exam sar pe h aur neend bahut aati h

Kehte h ishq me neend ud jati h Kehte h ishq me neend ud jati h kambkhat humse b koi ishq kare Exam sar pe h aur neend bahut aati h----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

exam message In exm studntsms hindi sms

In exm studnt wrot on answer sheet "gaai hamari mata he, hame kuch nahi aata hai" evaluator wrot "bail hamara baap hai,marks dena paap Hai"..

In exm studnt wrot on answer sheet "gaai hamari mata he, hame kuch nahi aata hai" evaluator wrot "bail hamara baap hai,marks dena paap Hai"..----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

exam sms GUD NEWS Engg eXam sms

GUD NEWS Engg Xam ll now b only objectv type Sample ques.Q.Wats d soln of 2+2= ?a)4 b)fourc)IV d)4.0 Moral:Engg is Still tough!

GUD NEWS Engg Xam ll now b only objectv type Sample ques.Q.Wats d soln of 2+2= ?a)4 b)fourc)IV d)4.0 Moral:Engg is Still tough!----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

exam sms

If d Xam Cums Tough, Jus cloz ur eyes 4 a Moment, take deep breath n Say.. "Dis is Very Interesting Subject, i wan 2 study it 1 More year"

If d Xam Cums Tough, Jus cloz ur eyes 4 a Moment, take deep breath n Say.. "Dis is Very Interesting Subject, i wan 2 study it 1 More year"----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

PLEDGE of college boys sms

PLEDGE of college boys:India is my nation.Girls r my destination. Dating is my occupation. Sighting is my profession. In btween wat d hell is this Education!

PLEDGE of college boys:India is my nation.Girls r my destination. Dating is my occupation. Sighting is my profession. In btween wat d hell is this Education!----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

best hindi sms of the year and month

na moh na maya hai Aalas tum hi ko aya hai Baith k char panne palat lo beta,final paper"girlfriend"ne nahi banaya hai..

na moh na maya hai Aalas tum hi ko aya hai Baith k char panne palat lo beta,final paper"girlfriend"ne nahi banaya hai..----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms ,exam messages

Kuch likho to aisa likho ki, kalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaaye Har paper me fheko itna ki,examiner b pass karne ko majboor ho jaye..

Kuch likho to aisa likho ki, kalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaaye Har paper me fheko itna ki,examiner b pass karne ko majboor ho jaye..----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

film names exams and college sms

Filmi college
Exam-Welcome
Class-Dhoom2
Paper-Raaz
Copy- Majboor
Marks-Asambhav
Final Exam-Murder
Fail-Ye to hona hi tha
Pass-Chamtkar.

Filmi collegeExam-WelcomeClass-Dhoom2Paper-RaazCopy- MajboorMarks-AsambhavFinal Exam-MurderFail-Ye to hona hi thaPass-Chamtkar.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

best EXAM sms of the year

Paper ki roti Notes ka aachar Books ki chatni Questions ki bahar Teacher ki dushmani Dosto ka pyar Mubarak ho aapko Aanewala EXAM ka tyohar.

Paper ki roti Notes ka aachar Books ki chatni Questions ki bahar Teacher ki dushmani Dosto ka pyar Mubarak ho aapko Aanewala EXAM ka tyohar.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi exam sms model Paper sms

Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA" . . . . . . . . BHAGWAN !! Is Baar Pass Kara De Next Time Zaruur Padonga

Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA" . . . . . . . . BHAGWAN !! Is Baar Pass Kara De Next Time Zaruur Padonga----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi booking exam sms

Book khulti h exam ka sama hta h isi mausam me to dimag taba hta h dimag ki bate ans sheet pe nhi ati ye fasana to marksheet pe bayaa hta ha

Book khulti h exam ka sama hta h isi mausam me to dimag taba hta h dimag ki bate ans sheet pe nhi ati ye fasana to marksheet pe bayaa hta ha----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

studyng sms INDIA stop studying sms

If all Indians start studying all get good marks but jobs r limited more un employment more uth suicides more crime SAVE INDIA stOp studying----------sms51.blogspot.com---------->

If all Indians start studying all get good marks but jobs r limited more un employment more uth suicides more crime SAVE INDIA stOp studying----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

Rock exam sms

When you don't know About A Tree, Tie A goAt to the Tree & ExplAin About the GoAt..ThAts how We Attempt An UnKnown Question in ExAms..--We Rock...----------sms51.blogspot.com---------->

When you don't know About A Tree, Tie A goAt to the Tree & ExplAin About the GoAt..ThAts how We Attempt An UnKnown Question in ExAms..--We Rock.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

genius sms and fact sms

A genius is a person who can do wth $1 what a fool does wth $100. Just as we complete our syllabus in 3 days&our teachrs try in 6 months.

A genius is a person who can do wth $1 what a fool does wth $100. Just as we complete our syllabus in 3 days&our teachrs try in 6 months.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms,exam sms,funny sms

Yahoooooo.......!.Exams ki $aari taiyaari ho gayi.(';')...Pen pencil scale eraser sab taiyar hai AB BUS..padhna baki hai

Yahoooooo.......!.Exams ki $aari taiyaari ho gayi.(';')...Pen pencil scale eraser sab taiyar hai AB BUS..padhna baki hai----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM sms

Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read
.Writer-6months,
Doctor-2mnths,
Lawyer-1month,
STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.

Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.Writer-6months,Doctor-2mnths,Lawyer-1month,STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms of the year

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi Vo Muh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi Vo Muh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi exam sms best of luck

Y we dont study d whole year & spend sleepless nites during exams?CozSahil k sukun se hume inkar Nahi,Magr tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza aur hi hai.

Y we dont study d whole year & spend sleepless nites during exams?CozSahil k sukun se hume inkar Nahi,Magr tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza aur hi hai.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms of the day

Lanha lamha gujar jayega,pal me exam aa jayega,thoda padhai kar le mamu,Q ki tu koi munna nhi jo tera paper likhne koi rustam aayega

Lanha lamha gujar jayega,pal me exam aa jayega,thoda padhai kar le mamu,Q ki tu koi munna nhi jo tera paper likhne koi rustam aayega----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

exam sms 3 student after exam

3 student's after exam.1st: Yaar, mujhe kuch nahi aata tha, mai paper khali chhod aaya.2nd: Mai bhi!3rd: Shit yaar, teacher samjhenge humne copy ki.

3 student's after exam.1st: Yaar, mujhe kuch nahi aata tha, mai paper khali chhod aaya.2nd: Mai bhi!3rd: Shit yaar, teacher samjhenge humne copy ki.----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good afternoon sms exam sms

A typical student (like u) flips a coin & thinks.. Heads- wil go 2 sleepTails- wil watch a moviestands- wil listen musicStays in air-i'll study
 good afternoon

A typical student (like u) flips a coin & thinks.. Heads- wil go 2 sleepTails- wil watch a moviestands- wil listen musicStays in air-i'll study good afternoon----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good morning sms Exam ka saya

Exam ka saya hai,en dino me sukh kisne paya hai,duniya wale kehte hai acchhe number laao,par ab inhe kaun samjhaye, ye sab moh maya hai
good morning

Exam ka saya hai,en dino me sukh kisne paya hai,duniya wale kehte hai acchhe number laao,par ab inhe kaun samjhaye, ye sab moh maya haigood morning ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

exam sms chod diya karte

Kehdo padhne walo se kabi hum bi padha karte the..Jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the,Utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the!!

Kehdo padhne walo se kabi hum bi padha karte the..Jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the,Utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the!!----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

exam sms wale-baba ki Jai

Exams de pavan mauke pe:Arz hePadna likna chod de mitra,Nakal pe rakh as Utha rajai soja,Rab karega pas..Bolo cheating wale-baba ki Jai

Exams de pavan mauke pe:Arz hePadna likna chod de mitra,Nakal pe rakh as Utha rajai soja,Rab karega pas..Bolo cheating wale-baba ki Jai----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

exam sms EXAMS Ka THYOHA

Papers Ki Roti Notes Ka Achaar TubeLight ki Kirne Questions ki Bahar Teachers ki Dushmani DostoKa Pyar So MubaRak Ho ApKo EXAMS Ka THYOHAR

Papers Ki Roti Notes Ka Achaar TubeLight ki Kirne Questions ki Bahar Teachers ki Dushmani DostoKa Pyar So MubaRak Ho ApKo EXAMS Ka THYOHAR----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

hindi good morning sms bayan hota hai

har yug me yahi hota hai,har student ishq me khota hai,padhayi reh jati hai sirf dikhave ki,aur fir haal e dil mark sheet par bayan hota hai...
good morning

har yug me yahi hota hai,har student ishq me khota hai,padhayi reh jati hai sirf dikhave ki,aur fir haal e dil mark sheet par bayan hota hai...good morning ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

hindi joke sms books hi

Student (dost se): "Yaar! dhokha ho gaya"Dost:"kya hua?"Stdnt: "Maine Papa se books ke liye paise mangwaye the,Unhone books hi bhej di.....

Student (dost se): "Yaar! dhokha ho gaya"Dost:"kya hua?"Stdnt: "Maine Papa se books ke liye paise mangwaye the,Unhone books hi bhej di.....----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good morning sms Barbad Na Karna

Guzre Hue Exam Ko Yad Na Karna Answr Sheet Me Jo Likha He Uski Fariyad Na KarnaJ o Hoga Wo Hoga Uski Fikar Me Apne Holidays Barbad Na Karna
good morning

Guzre Hue Exam Ko Yad Na Karna Answr Sheet Me Jo Likha He Uski Fariyad Na KarnaJ o Hoga Wo Hoga Uski Fikar Me Apne Holidays Barbad Na Karnagood morning ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

exam sms can b postponed

Height Of Hope?Sitting Inthe Examination Hall,Holding d Question Paper In Hand & Telling UrSelf Dont Worry Man exam can b postponed

Height Of Hope?Sitting Inthe Examination Hall,Holding d Question Paper In Hand & Telling UrSelf Dont Worry Man exam can b postponed----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

hindi exam goodnight sms

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
good night

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Haigood night ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good night sms My nights

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good night sms.All the best sms

Ye ENGINEERING hai bidu,35 mile to TALI bidu,nahi mile to GALI bidu,Hua average to bole JHAKAS,nahi hua to SATYANASH,pass hua to parents ka saat hai,fail hua to VAAT hai.....Do your studies...All the best
good night

Ye ENGINEERING hai bidu,35 mile to TALI bidu,nahi mile to GALI bidu,Hua average to bole JHAKAS,nahi hua to SATYANASH,pass hua to parents ka saat hai,fail hua to VAAT hai.....Do your studies...All the bestgood night ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

hindi friendship sms mere dost

Agar kisi subject ko tum dilo jaan se padhoto to sari kaynat tumhe clear karne me jut jati hai Agar aisa na ho to ye da end nahi hai attempts abhi baki hai mere dost

Agar kisi subject ko tum dilo jaan se padhoto to sari kaynat tumhe clear karne me jut jati hai Agar aisa na ho to ye da end nahi hai attempts abhi baki hai mere dost----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

lete.Best of luck sms

Kash koi exam k result ka insurance kar deta,to har exam k pehle premium bhar dete,pass hote to thik warna insurance claim kar lete.Best of luck..

Kash koi exam k result ka insurance kar deta,to har exam k pehle premium bhar dete,pass hote to thik warna insurance claim kar lete.Best of luck..----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

exam sms 3 yrs of vacation

EXAM FESTIVAL OFFER...! -Bring chit in exam, scratch it & show it 2 ur nearest teachr& win free trip 2 Princi's office & enjoy 3 yrs of vacation..

EXAM FESTIVAL OFFER...! -Bring chit in exam, scratch it & show it 2 ur nearest teachr& win free trip 2 Princi's office & enjoy 3 yrs of vacation..----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good morning sms joke sms..,.

Somu n Bunty were fighting after exam.SiY r u fighting?Somu: This fool left the answer sheet blank,SiSo what?Somu: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied
good morning

Somu n Bunty were fighting after exam.SiY r u fighting?Somu: This fool left the answer sheet blank,SiSo what?Somu: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copiedgood morning----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms poora padh

har taraf padhai ka saya hai peparon mein number kisne paya hai ham to u hin aye the paper dene sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai

har taraf padhai ka saya hai peparon mein number kisne paya hai ham to u hin aye the paper dene sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good afternoon sms co-incidental sms

1stLine always 2b writtn in exams"all d answers writtn below r imaginry n wrk of pure fiction.Any resmblance is unintentionl n purely co-incidental"
 good afternoon

1stLine always 2b writtn in exams"all d answers writtn below r imaginry n wrk of pure fiction.Any resmblance is unintentionl n purely co-incidental" good afternoon----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

wasted on us..simple sms Education is

Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...................I wonder why it is wasted on us..

Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...................I wonder why it is wasted on us..----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

exam sms phir ye exams aa gye.

Jane kahan the aur kahan aa gye, duniya mein ban kar mehmaan aa gye. abhi to kitab kholi bhi nhi thi, aur jaane kahan se phir ye exams aa gye.

Jane kahan the aur kahan aa gye, duniya mein ban kar mehmaan aa gye. abhi to kitab kholi bhi nhi thi, aur jaane kahan se phir ye exams aa gye.----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

joke sms good morning sms,,,

Baap: Beta is bar tujhe exam me90% lana haiBeta: Nai dad mai is bar 100% launga.Baap: kyon mazak kar rahe ho?Beta: Shuru kisne kiya tha?
 good morning

Baap: Beta is bar tujhe exam me90% lana haiBeta: Nai dad mai is bar 100% launga.Baap: kyon mazak kar rahe ho?Beta: Shuru kisne kiya tha? good morning ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

education sms Keh do un padhne

Keh do un padhne walo se..kabhi hum bhi padha karte the..Jitna syllabus padh kar wo top karte hain..Utna to hum chhod diya karte the.

Keh do un padhne walo se..kabhi hum bhi padha karte the..Jitna syllabus padh kar wo top karte hain..Utna to hum chhod diya karte the.----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms Admsion hone

Aasu ajate hai ankhon me rone se pehle,Har kwab tut jata hai sone se pehle!Kya hai medical ye to samjh gaye,Kash koi rok leta Admsion hone se pehle

Aasu ajate hai ankhon me rone se pehle,Har kwab tut jata hai sone se pehle!Kya hai medical ye to samjh gaye,Kash koi rok leta Admsion hone se pehle----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

education sms

Education is incomplete without 5 B'sB-BikesB-BeersB-BabesB-Bunksand the most importantB-Backlogs !!

Education is incomplete without 5 B'sB-BikesB-BeersB-BabesB-Bunksand the most importantB-Backlogs !!----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms exam sms .

Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai

Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

exam sms remembr is nevr asked

Exam rule of NEWTON:Half of wat u read is waste,Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd,Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr n d Half of wat u remembr is nevr asked!

Exam rule of NEWTON:Half of wat u read is waste,Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd,Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr n d Half of wat u remembr is nevr asked!----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

education sms good night sms

Great students like us work on d principle of Rocket...not b'coz dat we aim 2 sky.but b'coz we don't start studying until our tail is fired on!!
good night

Great students like us work on d principle of Rocket...not b'coz dat we aim 2 sky.but b'coz we don't start studying until our tail is fired on!!good night ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

hindi exam sms hindi sms

Life of studnt:purse hai,paise nahi lecture hai,attendance nahi mobile hai,balance nahi frnds hai,gf nahi EXAM Hai,TENSION NAHI PADHNA HAI PAR MOOD NAHI

Life of studnt:purse hai,paise nahi lecture hai,attendance nahi mobile hai,balance nahi frnds hai,gf nahi EXAM Hai,TENSION NAHI PADHNA HAI PAR MOOD NAHI----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good night sms be sms

What is B.E?8 semesters80GB syllabus80MB we study80KB v remembr80bytes v answrBINARY marks we get,The degree finally we get isB.E.! Brain Empty
good night

What is B.E?8 semesters80GB syllabus80MB we study80KB v remembr80bytes v answrBINARY marks we get,The degree finally we get isB.E.! Brain Emptygood night ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms mere sms likhkar aoge

Dillagi abhi na karo dard hi paoge,Bit gaya waqt to yad karke rote hi jaoge,Karna hi h to padhayi karo,Exam me kya mere sms likhkar aoge.

Dillagi abhi na karo dard hi paoge,Bit gaya waqt to yad karke rote hi jaoge,Karna hi h to padhayi karo,Exam me kya mere sms likhkar aoge.----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

exam sms hindi sms

Fact of clasroom-Jab professor tumhe class se bahar nikale TO SAMAJ LO KI TARAKKI KAR RAHE HO.Kyunki usse dar hai k tum usse jyada jante ho...!!!Always Be +ve.

Fact of clasroom-Jab professor tumhe class se bahar nikale TO SAMAJ LO KI TARAKKI KAR RAHE HO.Kyunki usse dar hai k tum usse jyada jante ho...!!!Always Be +ve.----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

exam sns education sms

Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete

Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

exam sms Exams de sms hindi sms

Exams de pavan mauke par arz kita hai, Padhna likhna tyaag de mitra, Nakal ke rakhna aas, Chak rajai so ja beta, rab karega pass! Bolo parchi wale baba ki...Jai

Exams de pavan mauke par arz kita hai, Padhna likhna tyaag de mitra, Nakal ke rakhna aas, Chak rajai so ja beta, rab karega pass! Bolo parchi wale baba ki...Jai----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

hindi joke exam sms

BOY-UtaroGRL-Muje dar lagta haiB-Me hu na utaroG-Nhi koi dekh legaB-koi nhi dekh rha utaroG-par.B-nakal karne me aise sharmaogi to exam me fail ho jaogi

BOY-UtaroGRL-Muje dar lagta haiB-Me hu na utaroG-Nhi koi dekh legaB-koi nhi dekh rha utaroG-par.B-nakal karne me aise sharmaogi to exam me fail ho jaogi----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good night sms duniya hila dete sms

Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete
 good night

Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete good night ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

joke sms baba ki...Jai

Exams de pavan mauke par arz kita hai, Padhna likhna tyaag de mitra, Nakal ke rakhna aas, Chak rajai so ja beta, rab karega pass! Bolo parchi wale baba ki...Jai

Exams de pavan mauke par arz kita hai, Padhna likhna tyaag de mitra, Nakal ke rakhna aas, Chak rajai so ja beta, rab karega pass! Bolo parchi wale baba ki...Jai----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

be sms good night sms

What is B.E?8 semesters80GB syllabus80MB we study80KB v remembr80bytes v answrBINARY marks we get,The degree finally we get isB.E.! Brain Empty
 good nigh

What is B.E?8 semesters80GB syllabus80MB we study80KB v remembr80bytes v answrBINARY marks we get,The degree finally we get isB.E.! Brain Empty good nigh ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good night exam sms hindi sms

mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile ,ye akele rehne se darte hai ,le lo exam bhi sms par kyo ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar padhte hai
good night

mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile ,ye akele rehne se darte hai ,le lo exam bhi sms par kyo ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar padhte haigood night ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

missing you sms i missed sms

A B C D
E F G H
I J K L
M N O P
Q R S T
__V W X Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed "U"

A B C DE F G HI J K LM N O PQ R S T__V W X Y Zhave I missedsomething?yes..i missed "U"----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

miss you sms I Miss U.

here's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

here's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

I MISS YOU SMS all the Time

Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time

Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

miss you sms sms

I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day !

I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,In every blink of my eyes,In every second of Time and...In every moment of the Day !----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

missing you sms everything is missing....

Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....

Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

COME BACK to ZOO !! good morning sms

Like the flower waiting to bloom....
Like the light bulb in the dark room....
Like the desert waiting for rain....
I'm just sitting here ......
waiting for u to see jumping... COME BACK to ZOO !!
good morning 

Like the flower waiting to bloom....Like the light bulb in the dark room....Like the desert waiting for rain....I'm just sitting here ......waiting for u to see jumping... COME BACK to ZOO !!good morning ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good morning sms after getting married sms

The human brain is the most outstanding thing. It functions 24 hours, 365 days. It functions right from the time you were born until you fall in love and malfunctions after getting married.
good morning

The human brain is the most outstanding thing. It functions 24 hours, 365 days. It functions right from the time you were born until you fall in love and malfunctions after getting married.good morning ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good afternoon sms logon se SMS

SMS karne main kitna maza aata hai,
lekin dil ghabrata hai,
kyunke balance jata hai,
lekin asal maza tab aata hai,
jab kanjoos logon se SMS ka jawab aata hai…
good afternoon

SMS karne main kitna maza aata hai,lekin dil ghabrata hai,kyunke balance jata hai,lekin asal maza tab aata hai,jab kanjoos logon se SMS ka jawab aata hai…good afternoon ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good afternoon sms YOUR BUSINESS

No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
good afternoon

No matter how high the sky is,How deep the ocean is,How strong the wind is,How wide the river is,I just want to tell YOU….They’re none of YOUR BUSINESSgood afternoon ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good afternoon sms My goodness

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
Sweet words r nice 2 say,
But sweet people r really hard 2 find.
My goodness, how did U manage 2 find me!!
 good afternoon

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,Sweet words r nice 2 say,But sweet people r really hard 2 find.My goodness, how did U manage 2 find me!! good afternoon----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

good night sms who is brave sms

Hurry up, Fill in the blanks with “HAAN” or “NAHIN”
1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.
2. ______ main hi chor hoon.
3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai.
4. ______ main hi idiot hoon
Let me see who is brave !!!
 good night

Hurry up, Fill in the blanks with “HAAN” or “NAHIN”1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.2. ______ main hi chor hoon.3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai.4. ______ main hi idiot hoonLet me see who is brave !!! good night ----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

hindi joke sms kya lega Mamu

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------