Funny Shakespeare SMS

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Nothing to me.. Did he said anything to you...

Shakespeare said,.........Nothing to me.. Did he said anything to you...----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

Hindi Holi funny SMS

Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.

Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

Funny SMS, Girl and Boy SMS, Jokes SMS, Love SMS

Hum Gaye The Unke Ghar Kehne Tha

Dil Se Dil Milalo

Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra ke Bole

Aunty,

" Bachhon Ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo...

Hum Gaye The Unke Ghar Kehne ThaDil Se Dil MilaloUnki Maa Ne Khola DarwazaHum Ghabra ke BoleAunty," Bachhon Ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo...**************sms51.blogspot.com****************

funny santa and banta joke sms

Santa buys a new pressure cooker &next day he rtrns it.
Shopkeeper:-y r u returnng it?
Snta:Gharme jawan beti he,or ye sala seeti bajata h

Santa buys a new pressure cooker &next day he rtrns it.Shopkeeper:-y r u returnng it?Snta:Gharme jawan beti he,or ye sala seeti bajata h**************sms51.blogspot.com****************

funny sms joke

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.Employee: Who's there?Boss: Not you anymore.

lipsticks kavitha sms

"Lipsticks r Girls Beauty
Wa.! Wa..!
Lipsticks r Girls Beauty
Wa.! Wa..!
"Spoiling dem Is Boys duty"!!

"Lipsticks r Girls BeautyWa.! Wa..!Lipsticks r Girls BeautyWa.! Wa..!"Spoiling dem Is Boys duty"!!

share everything friendship sms

I want to share everything with you...

your sadness,

your happy moments,

each & everything,

every single second of the day,

Let's start with your "ATM Password"...

I want to share everything with you...your sadness,your happy moments,each & everything,every single second of the day,Let's start with your "ATM Password"...----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

Sardar tamil funny sms

Nermuga Thervil..
Sardar : Iya! Naan ulley varalaama?
INTERVIEWER : Wait please..
Sardar : 75 Kilo iya!!

Nermuga Thervil..Sardar : Iya! Naan ulley varalaama?INTERVIEWER : Wait please..Sardar : 75 Kilo iya!!----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

tamil funny sms

Azhagu: Thavalaiyoda Appa, Amma & Annan Madem

Teacher: Azhagu Neerilum Nilathilum Vazhum Eadhavadhu oru vilangu(mirugam)

peyar sollu.

Azhagu: Thavalai(frog) Madem.

Teacher: Sariya Sonna, Vera 3 vilangu solllu

Azhagu: Thavalaiyoda Appa, Amma & Annan Madem.

Azhagu: Thavalaiyoda Appa, Amma & Annan MademTeacher: Azhagu Neerilum Nilathilum Vazhum Eadhavadhu oru vilangu(mirugam)peyar sollu.Azhagu: Thavalai(frog) Madem.Teacher: Sariya Sonna, Vera 3 vilangu sollluAzhagu: Thavalaiyoda Appa, Amma & Annan Madem.----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

funny haiku sms in tamil

Neenga Offboil Sapidura Style parthadhum Oru Kavithai thonuchi.!
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Oru aravekadu inoru aravekade Sappidukirathae.! Adade.

Neenga Offboil Sapidura Style parthadhum Oru Kavithai thonuchi.!……...Oru aravekadu inoru aravekade Sappidukirathae.! Adade.---------sms51.blogspot.com---------

Funny Good Night SMS

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Dhekh kya rahe ho,
Machhar hai,

Mar do sojao,
Good Night.

*********Dhekh kya rahe ho,Machhar hai,Mar do sojao,Good Night.----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

Birdy birdy funny sms

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

Jesus says to John

Jesus says to John come forth i'll give you eternal life.
John came fifth he won a toaster

Jesus says to John come forth i'll give you eternal life.John came fifth he won a toaster----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

Santas Girlfriend asks him

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

Oh Shit!!!!Competition. funny sms

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..
& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

what happend 2 ur mobile?

what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

what happend 2 ur mobile?i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

its called high B/P...

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....
Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P...

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?na Munna na its called high B/P...----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

engagement ring funny sms

First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering

First the engagement ring,then the wedding ring,then the suffering----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------

funny smsa friend like you

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to Godthat everyone should have a friend like you....Why should only i suffer!!!----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

Who said english is easy

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1.-----I dont have brain...
2.-----I dont have sense...
3.-----I am stupid....

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No...1.-----I dont have brain...2.-----I dont have sense...3.-----I am stupid....----------sms2messages.blogspot.com----------