Saturday 14 May 2011

Friends are like mango sms

Friends are like mango... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mango in U!

Cherish,computer friendship sms

Do u ever recall the first day we met? R first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'd cherish u.A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

Older and Better friendship sms

Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

life Happy Birthday sms

Life is very short,So enjoy every moment,Dont lose your confidenceGo always ahead.Happy Birthday

duniya hindi new year sms

Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar,Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe...HAPPY NEW YEAR

famous Christmas sms, quotes sms by Samuel Johnson

The Church does not superstitiously observe days, merely as days, but as memorials of important facts. Christmas might be kept as well upon one day of the year as another; but there should be a stated day for commemorating the birth of our Saviour, because there is danger that what may be done on any day, will be neglected.

masti rangoli diwali sms

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"

friendship validity sms

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

LOVE U ALL good morning sms Love Means

Love Means...
No expectation
No sorry
No thanks
No hurts
No hates
No condition...
LOVE means ONLY LOVE & LOVE & LOVE

LOVE U ALL...
Good morning

MisUnderstanding good morning message

"Never Choose A Friend Without Understanding
& Never Lose A Friend After MisUnderstanding..!!"
Good morning..

withdraw good morning message

"The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter. So forgive the one who hurt you. They will realize ur worth one day". Good Morning n have nice day.

Nothing is permanent Good Morning SMS

Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our troubles.- Charlie chaplin. So, keep on enjoying the LIFE. Good Morning.:-)

Special my hand made coffe sms


; ;
c( ”" ) c( ”" )
“” “”

Special my hand made coffe
one for you, another for me! Gud Morning

Sirf aap ko gud morning sms

Aap ko..

Hum Aap Ko

Sirf Aapko

aur Aapko

are aap Ko

Aap ko baba aap ko

Aap ko only aapko

Gud Morning Keh Rahe Hai

lovely day good morning sms

Mörñiñg is ä Wöñdérfül Oppörtüñity,
tö wish,
tö Lövé,
tö Cäré,
tö Smilé
Äñd tö see U iñ Nice Mööd
Gööd Mörñiñg! Hävé ä Lövély däy... :-)

Ramzan Offer Good morning sms

Recharge Your
"Eemaan"With
Lailathul Kqadar From
21 To 30 In Ramzan &
Get 1000 Months Extra
Savab Validity. Don't
Miss It. Good morning

ASCII SMS, Good Morning SMS, Love SMS

Na ZUBAN Se
Na CARD Se
Na Gift Se
Na POST Se
Na EMAIL Se

Sirf

;+""+.+""+;
+ Dil Se +
" +. .+"
"+"
Aap ko gud morning kehte hai & Lub u

Subh ka Guds Mrng sms

Subh ka har pal Zindagi de aapko,
Din ka har Lamha Khushi de aapko,
Jahan gum ki hawa chu ke bhi na gujare,
Khuda woh Jannat si Zamin de Aapko.

Guds Mrng

Santa and Preeto joke sms

Preeto : Suniye jee peeche wala aadi mere blouse me haath daal raha hai.
Santa : Oye tu ghabra mat, ussey kya pata batua to mere paas hai.

Ladka ladhaki joke sms

Ek Ladka gadhe ke samne achana gir pada…To samne se aa rahi
ladki ne dekhkar bola…Apne bade bhai ke pair chu rahe ho…
Ladka bola : Haan bhabhi jee!

Original Good Morning wish sms

A very Original Good Morning wish, Only for you...

Beware of cheap dublicates..I'm the only authorized dealer for Good Morning Wishes..

So take it only from me

santa truck joke sms

Santa ke truck pe likha tha:
Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar
Aur niche likha tha..
Tinu,Minu,Chintu,Chiki,Pinki,Guddu,Guddi,de PAPA d GADDI!

amithab and sardar joke sms

In KBC
Amithab: in which state kaveri flows?
Sardar- liquid state..
Audience clapped... Amithab stunned and looks back, All were sardars..

Insulting Good Night SMS

How to avoid bad dreams at night...?
simple
dont remember ur face before sleep..and remember my face for sweet dreams.. Try it tonight...

mental insult sms

if you say crow is white i will also say the same.
Bcoz no one can argue with a mental!..

Happy laughing SMS

W1y w2y w1y w5y
W5x w1y w2y w1y
Puriyalaya?
Thalakeela paaru.



Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Nera parthale puriyala,
idhula thalakila vera
Ayo Ayo...good night.

I am Girls college Bus Driver

Gomu -daily Morning & Evening 25 Girl"s waiting for me.

Romu-why?

Gomu-I am Girls college Bus Driver

Valentines Day Love SMS Messages

There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.

friendship holi sms

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.

Enjoy the festival of Holi sms

A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

WtihOtu Error good morning message

Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp Eevn We Hvae So Mnay Msitkase Lkie Tish Msseaeg Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu erorr.... Sweet morning....:-)

Funny Shakespeare SMS

Shakespeare said,
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Nothing to me.. Did he said anything to you...

funny hindi joke sms

Chaand ko todh dunga
Suraj ko modh dunga
Tere damaan mein khushya chodh dunga
Tu agar ek baar haas de toh,
Mein tere saare DAAT todh dunga

hindi joke sms message

Amar ek sadhu se bola

Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.

Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

i love you sms

8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you

mission impossible sms

I'm on a mission to get over you, in other words mission impossible.

look love sms

You look great today. How did I know? Because you look great everyday

joke sms for Beta-Bapu

Beta-Bapu Jab Shadi Se Har
Admi Tang Hai To Phir Shadi Karte Hi Q Hain
Bapu-Beta Aqal Badaam Khane Se
Nahi Thokar Khane Se Ati Hai

naughty joke sms in hindi

Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,
to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,
so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!

santa banta joke sms

Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 100 rupees bachta!

Husband and Wife joke SMS

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha - Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati - Namaste Sasur Ji

Full form of MATHS

Full form of MATHS????
Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

INTELLIGENT SARDAR SMS

Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach.
When asked why ISI mark..
She replied…ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.

Sardar’s Son joke sms

Sardar’s Son - Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.
Sardar:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!
Son:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea..

Happy Fathers'Day Great Dad sms

I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!

I Miss My Friend friendship sms

My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of 4 years....Oh how I miss my friend.

friendship Like a Computer sms

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

friend is hard to find friendship sms

A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I smsed u, but it's okay because I got u.

famous sardar joke sms

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!

Famous Easter Quotes by - Robert Flatt

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances.

Easter Quotes by Robert South, Sermons

God expects from men something more than at such times, and that it were much to be wished for the credit of their religion as well as the satisfaction of their conscience that their Easter devotions would in some measure come up to their Easter dress.

Easter Quotes by- Herbert Booth Smith

Christianity begins where religion ends...with the resurrection

just better Happy FathersDay sms

Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband sms

I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.

Hindi Holi SMS

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

Famous Easter Quotes by - Lois Picillo

Jesus cannot forget us; we have been graven on the palms of his hands.

Hindi Holi funny SMS

Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.

funny holi sms

Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!

6 rules to be HAPPY friendship sms

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free ur heart from hatred; Free ur mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Life without friendship sms

Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.

Sometimes friendship sms

Sometimes, I forget to say hi,Sometimes, I even miss to reply,Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,I’m just giving u time to miss me!

Thanks Father's Day sms

Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!

sight Fathers'Day message

You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day

Easter cards and mobile SMS

To glorify the resurrection of Lord Jesus, newspapers and magazines are all filled with beautiful Easter quotes. These quotes on Easter are real fun to read. In fact, during the Easter festivity, Easter quotations sail smoothly in Easter cards and mobile SMS.

Easter Quotes by- Peter Marshall

The stone was rolled away from the door, not to permit Christ to come out, but to enable the disciples to go in."

Funny SMS, Girl and Boy SMS, Jokes SMS, Love SMS

Hum Gaye The Unke Ghar Kehne Tha

Dil Se Dil Milalo

Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra ke Bole

Aunty,

" Bachhon Ko POLIO Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo...

Happy Navratri desara sms

May the festival of Navratri bring joy and prosperity in your life, Happy Navratri!

friends were flowers sms

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

Long Live friendship sms

I won't promise to be ur friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be ur friend as long as I live.

two holi funny sms in hindi

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?


Dipped holi sms

Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.
Happy Holi!!

brightest holi sms

If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

wonderful Holi sms

Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

rain and sunshine love sms

Rain and sunshine do not always come together. Night and day never coincide. But you and I, whatever they say, is for me the perfect match.
When I dream, I dream of you...maybe one day, dreams will come true.

4 steps to happiness sms

There are 4 steps to happiness: 1. you, 2. me, 3. our hearts, 4. together!

Famous Easter Quotes by - Phillips Brooks

 Let every man and woman count himself immortal. Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection. Let him say not merely, "Christ is risen," but "I shall rise."

holi sms in hindi

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.

Easter Quotes by - Clarence W. Hall

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there.

Easter Quotes by - Albert Laighton

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing.

Famous Easter Quotes by - Richard R. Niebuhr

Apart from the resurrection of Jesus, the eschatological orientation of the church appears as the spoke of a wheel without a hub.

Time of Friendship Good Morning sms

Time of Friendship

Cycle
o
;-/))_,
(*)<=(*)

Trin Trin..

paper paper.

"Times Of Friendship"

HeadLines:-
" Good Morning"
:-)'Have a Nice day':)

Easter Quotes by- Dr. Fred Barlow

The cross of Christ shows us that God's love is of deepest descent...universal distribution and of eternal duration.

Good morning Full Form sms

G - Get Up
O - Open Ur Eyes
O - Out Of Ur Bed
D - Day has Risen
M - Merry Life
O - Old Dreams cum true
R - Rise & Shine
N - New Friends
I - Ideas if Life
N - New Future

SUCCESS Good morning sms

Never Get Tired ofTrying for
Something wich U
Really Want to
Acheive,Be Strong
& Steady In Your
Way Door Of
SUCCESS Will Open
FOR U. Good morning

good morning hindi sms

Good Morning,
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Have a nice day,
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Q Press kar rahe ho?

Chai or Nashta b SMS se bheju kya ?

kickfull day sms morning message

"Anbu" Ennum BAR-il "Panbu" Ennum BEER Oothi "Pasam"Ennum SIDE DISH odu "friendship" Ennum DRINKS Adippom...
Cheers...
Have a kickFULL day.

good morning sms on sankranti or pongal

What is that bright light?
from where does this fragrance coming?
This gentle breeze...cool air...hearty music...
oh! its sankranthi...Have a nice day....

hearty everything good morning sms

When there is a confusion between your heart and mind, don't listen to your mind because mind knows everything but your heart knows only U…

good morning sms for the year

When we wake up in the morning we have two simple choices, go back to sleep & dream, or wake up n chase those dreams. choice is ours.. good morning

good morning prayer sms

New Day.
New Morning.
New Hopes.
New Plans.
New Effort.
New Success.
New Feelings.
I Pray God 2 give u a Succesful day.
GOOD MORNING

SWAMY VIVEKANANDA. good morning sms

All Powers Is Within You . You Can Do Anything And Everything . Believe In That. - SWAMY VIVEKANANDA.

smart n cute readers GOOD NIGHT SMS

This msg is for smart n cute readers only. Since you ve received it, its obviously
A TECHNICAL ERROR. The sender deeply apologises.
Sorry..:-)
Hehe:-)
GOOD NIGHT :-)
SWEET DEVIL DREAMS:-D:-)

Briteesh rooled SMS

Briteesh rooled avar kantry phor meni ears. Dhey destroid avar kalchar. So wot.?
Let as destroi dher langvage lyke dis. Send eat tu aal yor phrends. Plij...

No one argue with mental SMS

If you say sun rises in the south i will also say the same,
bcoz No one argue with mental SMS

Mental Insult SMS for mental hospital

A mentally affected child needs shock treatment,So pls send, Ur passport size photo., Dont send ur full size photo, Kola casela ulla poiduva.!!

Needs rest Good Night SMS

Dr: Ur husband needs rest n peace. Here r some sleeping pills.
Wife: When should i give to him ?
Dr.: Pills r for U madam.

- Good Night :-)

Manmohan SING Is KING


Manmohan Singh k agle election k Vaade.

1.Sardaro k upar
jokes bandh.

2."SING Is KING" National song hoga.

3.11Baje k baad sidha 1 bajega

Srdar was riding on horse joke sms

Srdar was riding on horse

He croses de Red light&policeman whistles

de Srdr lifts de tail of horse& says:"LE KARLE, KARLE NUMBER NOTE"

funny santa and banta joke sms

Santa buys a new pressure cooker &next day he rtrns it.
Shopkeeper:-y r u returnng it?
Snta:Gharme jawan beti he,or ye sala seeti bajata h

Sardar Introduction sms

Once a Sardar, his wife, son and daughter went to a private party. There he introduces his family to a stranger by saying, “I am Sardar, she is Sardarni, he is my kid and she is my kidney.”

Student: and Teacher joke sms

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna he to sab auraton ko MAA kaha kro .
Student: Madam isse mera character to theek rahega,par mere baap ka?

santa and teacher joke sms

Teacher:Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jae..To jarur Puri Hoti Hai.
Santa:Rehne Do Sir..Agar Aisa Hota To Ap Aj Zinda Na Hote

sardar kiss joke sms

Sardar: I kis my wif b4 i go to office everyday,& U? Frnd: I kis ur wif after u go to office everyday.
Sardar: Ha ha i'm 1st

joke sms for santa banta

Santa-are subah subah ye gadhe ke sath kaha jarahe ho?
Banta-dikhta nahi ye kutta he?
Santa-are mein tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha..

Naukari joke sms

Naukrani paas khade kutte ke paas gayi aur uske paas 10 rs ka note rakh diya.
“Ye kya kar rahi ho?”, Malkin ne pucha.
Naukrani replied : Yehi to ek hai jisne ess ghar me mera saath diya.
Ye na hota to mein ghar me itne bartan kabhi bhi akele saaf na kar pati.

radio sardar sms

Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya
Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila
Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai

free sms send To Mobile

Aaj Mere Paas
Mobile He
Number He
Batery H
Balance H
Tumhare Paas Kya He?
Hai Koi Msg?
To Bhejo
Agar Nai
To Mobile pheko

Girl-to-Boy joke sms

Girl-to-Boy - Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,
mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya
Boy-to-Girl - Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.

sardar joke messages

Sardarni : Lo light chali gayi.
Sardar : Light chali gayi hai to fan chala do.
Sardarni :Lo fir se kar di na sardaro wali baat. Agar fan chalaunga to mombatti bujh nahi jayegi!