Wednesday 17 November 2010

twenty days good morning sms

The Prophet used to perform Itikaf every year in the month of Ramadan for ten days,
and when it was the year of his death,
he stayed in Itikaf for twenty days.
 good mornin

Vacancy available good afternoon sms

Vacancy available
post = true friend
Ability = (loving & caring)
Experience= (not required)
Duty = (two sms daily)
Salary= (never ending love)
 good afternoon

judgment good night sms

Ramadan is the (month) in which was sent down the Quran,
as a guide to mankind, also clear (Signs) for guidance and judgment (between right and wrong).
 good nigh

hindi good afternoon sms,.,

Palkon Ki Nami Mein Chupa Kar Sapno Ko..
Humne Unhe Jaane Ki Izazat de di ..
Hum toot Kar Bikhar Gaye Tukro Mein..
Unhe Muskarane Ki Ijazat De Di
good afternoon

pure love good afternoon sms

Getting wat u love is success,
loving what u get is compromise,
loving wheather you get it or not is true love,
and loving even after being sure u won’t get is pure love
 good afternoon

Feeling bored good night sms

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your…
book from your bag and study..
 good night

anyone good afternoon sms

if I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine…
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
good afternoon

Wish you a very happy Ramzan Mubarak sms

May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony
Wish you a very happy Ramazan Mubarak

wife&husband joke sms

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

winner good morning sms

Soft Speech clean heart,
peaceful eyes, strengthful hands,
focussed mind and determined decision with God”s Love.
Alway Makes you winner.
good morning

M.B.A good night sms

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!
good night

Good Morning sms Say

Say
“e”
“ee”
“eee”
“eeee”
“eeeee”
“eeeeeee”
“eeeeeeeee”
“eeeeeeeeeee”
Very Good,
Jst Taught U How To Smile Wide
Now Go & Brush Your Teeth.. ;)
Good Morning

Educational good morning sms,

Educational Progress. . . .
B.S.
Bull Shit. . .
M.S.
More Shit. . .
Ph.D.
Piled Higher & Deeper. . .
good morning 

good afternoon hindi sms,.

Aadat aik aisi zanjeer hai
jo dekhne me chhoti nazar aati hai
lekin umar bhar nahi toot ti…!
 good afternoon

good morning sms GLASS…

Barson se jo bujhata raha meri piyass mut main Faraz
Aaj usne humain keh diya
2 RUPAY GLASS..
2 RUPAY GLASS…
good morning

good morning sms ROZEDAR

Nimazi, Hajji, Mutaqi Parehzgar Her Naik Amal Karne Wala Janat Ka Muntazir,
Aur Janat?
ROZEDAR Ki Muntazir,
Kitna Azeem Maqam Hy Roze Ka…
good morning

GuD MorNiNG sms,

REciEvE DiZ
“GifT”
oV
“SALAM”
WrapPed wiD
“LoVe”
TieD wiD
“CaRe”
&
SeaLed wiD
“DUA”
tO KeeP u SafE
&
HApPy oN eVerY dAy !!!
GuD MorNiNG ( ;

simple joke sms

Mallika at Airport.
Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha

$ilent good afternoon sms

(?v?) (?v?)
?v? ?v?
(?v?) (?v?)
?v? ?v?
(?v?)v?)
?v? ?v?
(?v?)?bile $ilent pe hai

fashion good night sms

Is qAdAr hUm ziNdAgi kO mAnAny nIkLy,
UskI chAhAt k hUm pAgAl dEewAny nIkLy,
Jb b uSy diL kA hAaL sUnAnA chAhA,
HoNtoN sE NaSibo LaL k gAnY nIkLy…
good night

good morning sms shair nahi

Allama iqbal farmate hai
Upar se sab dekh raha hoon faraz ka haal iqbal,
Acha hi hua k main ne koi aasan shair nahi banaya!
 good morning

RAMZAN sms

Ho skta hai ye aap ki zndgi ka akhri RAMZAN ho..
Khudara! Apni TAAK raton ko BAZARON ki nazar na karain..
Apne sab doston me ye paigam aam karain.

good morning sms bas zara rasta

Suna hai Yaad may hamari,
kisi ko loose motion lag gaye hain….?
Chalo Hain to ye bhi aansu,
bas zara rasta bhatak gaye hain….
good morning

good morning sms Fact about cars

Fact about cars !
agey wali seat pe
bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai,
peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.
good morning

Character good night sms

The difference between Ability and Character is…
Ability will only get u to the top…but
Character will always retain u at the top…
 good night

good morning sms Chaddi Mein krta

1 Kabutar Ne Sardar K Upar Beet Kr Di
Sardar: Kutte Teri Maa ne Tujhe Chaddi Pehenna Nhi Sikhaya.
Kabutar: Abey To Tu kya Chaddi Mein krta hai..?
good morning

good night sms from ur mind.

If u want to gain knowledge, add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom, remove something everyday from ur mind.
good night

good night sms uttar gayeeeeee

Ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the
lakin sare k sare mar gayeee
kaise?
nothing serious
ship bich mein kharab ho gai
tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee
good night

good night sms bachey hotey

Fact about cars !
agey wali seat pe
bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai,
peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.
good night

good night sms Energy For Tomorrow..

Sleeping Is Not Taking Rest For Todays Hardwork..
It Means Gaining Energy For Tomorrow..
So Sleep Well..
Good Night..!

Good Night 1 good night sms

My Day May Be Hectic ?
My Schedule May Be Tight ?
But
I Would Never Let The Day End
Without Saying
Good Night

good morning sms ALLAH Ka Ghar yE

Ek Beggar nE Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?
Faqeer:ALlAh Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi FaqeEr kA Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le gYa,
or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar yE HaI. . .
good morning h

good morning sms bhi to sirf

Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?
Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila bhi to sirf eik..
good morning

good morning sms no age.

No one is too young for love,
because love doesn’t come from your mind,
which knows your age,
but from your heart,
which knows no age.

good morning

student joke sms

Teacher 2 sTudEnT: wHt iZ uR FathEr nAme?
StudEnt: “GoogLe Singh”
Teacher: y 2 Strange?
Student: SaaLa Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

JAO GOOD NIGHT SMS

RAT HO CHUKI HAI — –
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KEYPAD DABANESE SUBHA NAHI HOGI CHUP CHAP SO JAO GOOD NIGHT

good morning sms Mat Socha Karo…

Aisi Kon c Chez Hai.
jo Woman Mei Aagee hoTi hAi or Cow mEi PeChe.?
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Its= ” W ”
W-OMAN
CO-W
Har wAqT NegaTivE Mat Socha Karo…
good morning

good morning sms Is It True ?

At The
Touch Of Love,
Everyone
Becomes A Poet…..
Is It True ?
good morning

good morning sms “HE HAS TWO”

Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO”
good morning 

GOOD NIGHT. JAO GOOD NIGHT SMS

Read digits in punjabi,
salam!
hor 10
ki hal ay 13
ok g ijazat 2
32 bujhao,,,te
100 jao.
GOOD NIGHT.

good morning sms Student: ur braizer.

Teacher: Name the thing which carries more weight but has vary less weight.

..
.
Student: ur braizer.
good morning 

LOVE.good morning sms

Birds dat live in a lake will fly away when d lake dries up.
But lotus that grows in d same lake will die with d lake,
dats d commitment in LOVE.
good morning

good morning sms muhabbat

muhabbat phool hoti hay,
muhabbat zehr hooti hay,
muhabbat boond bhar paani,
muhabbat dhaar hooti hay,
muhabbat dushman e jaan bhi,
muhabbat yaar hooti hay,
muhabbat jeet bhi shayad,
muhabbat haar hooti hay,
good morning 

joke sm mom and son

Son: Mom! Papa
Bohot shareef hain…
Mom: Wo kesay?
Son: Jab bhi kisi Larki ko dekhtay hain to…
Foran 1 Aänkh bandh kär letay häin.

good morning sms Siva Lagti Hay

Chaand Ho Jesay Sitaron Say Allag
Esay Neainon Mein Haya lagti Hay
Teri Qurbat Mein Juki Si Nazar
Aik Masoom Si Dua Lagti Hay
Marhala Moat Ka Mushkil Magar
Zindgi Es Kay Siva Lagti Hay
good morning 

good afternoon sms Ab abu

Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hay.
Miss: wo kasay?
Bacha: jab phichli bar ammi hospital main admit theen tu behan aae thi
Ab abu admit hain…
good afternoon

good morning sms Mohbat Maar

Suno ,
kisi Ne Such kaha tha ,
ye ,
Mohabat Mar Nahi Sakti ,
Magar,
Adhora Such Suna Humne,
Mukamal Such to ye hai k
Mohbat khud Nhi Marti
Mohbat Maar deti he.
good morning 

good night sms a nice dreams

Ur dream determines Ur goals,
Ur goals map out Ur actions,
Ur actions create results,
And the results bring u success.!
“Good Nite my Friend have a nice dreams”

good night sms gum hogai hmari

Palkon k ishare se izhaar kr gaya koi,
Hm se mila nai pr dil le gaya koi,
Tanhai mai Sans gum hogai hmari,
Jb khamosh reh kr pyar kr gaya koi
good night sms

good night sms Now who is Ravan?

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ….you have only 2 eyes
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?

 good night