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Thursday 21 April 2011

Friendship has no expiry date friendship sms messages

Friendship & Medicine
both r good 4 our health.
They care us when we need,
but the only difference is that.
Friendship has no expiry date

best sms Naughty SMS

A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir

Naughty SMS-2 messages best sms2messages blog

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
U dirty mind
It’s Car Seat Belt

best sms Naughty SMS2 messages

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said 2 the guy, "Hey buddy, why are u doing that?" He said, "Because u came home early."

best sms I miss u sms messages

Close ur Eyes,
Relax ur Body,
And stop ur Breathing as long as u can…
NOW BREATH……
I Miss u as much as U MISSED THE AIR!

best sms Naughty SMS2messages

Do u like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Mr. Bean (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what happened now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died also!

Naughty SMS-3 messages

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance 2 see its face carefully!"

GooD Morning Good Morning sms

See outside the Window, Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning

Good Morning..... Good Morning sms

Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise. Flowers can bloom. Birds can sing, Bcoz all r waiting to see ur Beautiful smile. Good Morning.....

SORRY.Good Morning sms

SORRY.....SORRY....Don’t get confused ,SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-you.Have A wonderful day.... Good Morning

2day 2morow Good Morning sms

No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,Allah Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4 2day 2morow & Everyday 4 u! Gud morning

Gud morning Take care Good Morning sms

The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Gud morning Take care.

smile is like a simcard Good Morning sms

The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated. Good morning

Have a nice day Good Morning sms

Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

COLORFUL PAGE Good Morning sms

Life is like a Book: Each day a new page with some lessons to learn. Have a COLORFUL PAGE today. Good Morning.

Good Morning sms

Hello,wake up,Receive my simple gift 'GUD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long!

lovely Morning Good Morning sms

Welcome 2 the new morning with a "Smile on ur Face", "Love in ur Heart", “Good Thoughts in ur Mind". Wish you a lovely Morning.

2day night an angel good night sms

2day night an angel came 2 me n asked: “What is ur wish 4 2night?”
I said “Please take care of da person who’s reading this message.” Gud night!

sweetest night 2 good night sms

Wishing the sweetest night 2 a sweet natured person.
May u sleep n fall from the bed tonight,
Then u will remember that u forgot 2 wish me Gud Night!

Welcome 2 "Sweet Dreams" good night sms

Welcome 2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as da flight will be leaving soon 4 dream land. Have a nice dream. Gud night

come 2 ur room good night sms

1 night I will come 2 ur room, lock da door, turn off da lights, I’ll come closer 2 u n I’ll shout, Have a gr8 night

Gud Night. Sweet Dreams good night sms

MOON has come 2 color ur dreams,
STARS 2 make them musical
n my SMS 2 give u warm n Peaceful Sleep.
Gud Night. Sweet Dreams..!

I miss u"Gud Night good night sms

Don’t think of me.I m in ur eyes in ur mind in ur heart in ur soul everywhere ever if u want me? just close ur eyes n listen I m saying" I miss u"Gud Night

moon always be full & bright good night sms

I wish moon always be full & bright!
U always be cool & right!
Whenever u go 2 switch off da light,
Remember that I am wishing u Gud Night..

day turns in2 night good night sms

As da day turns in2 night,
keep ur worries out of sight.
Close ur eyes n go 2 sleep,
4 all da Gud times 2 keep.
Sweetest dreams & Gud Night

good night sms

Hi Moon! Dim ur Light. Hi Wind! Breeze soft. Hi flower! Bloom Slowly. Hi Earth! Spin gently. Bcoz My Dear friend is going 2 sleep! Gud Night.

When nights r long good night sms

When nights r long & friends r few,
I sit by my window & think of u,
A silent whisper a silent tear,
With all my heart I wish if u were here

best sms of the week

Luv is heat. U r sweet. When 2 Lips r meet. Luv is complete.

kiss is a key off love Kiss sms

kiss is a key off luv' luv is a lock off marrige' marrige is a box of children' children r problem off Bangladesh so stop kissing and save Bangladesh

best sms kiss sms and kiss messages

talk 2 me when I’m bored, kiss me when I’m sad, hug me when I cry, care 4 me when I die, luv me when I’m still alive.

If kisses were water Kiss sms

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, If friendship is life I will give u mine

Kiss is a luvly Kiss sms

A Kiss is a luvly trick designed by nature, 2 stop speech when words become unnecessary.

Kiss Me Kiss sms

Kiss Me In The Light.Luv Me In the Dark. Hold Me 'till The End. Never forget me

Dear cus2mer! Kiss sms

Dear cus2mer! ur kiss balance is getting low!Please get some1 and recharge ur balance now! u have 2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug will be expired on 1st jan2010

kiss is the game Kiss sms

luv is the name, kiss is the game, forget the name lets play the game

Kiss sms

my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips r made 2 kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r made 2 hold u. every parts of me wants u, maybe bcoz I was made just 4 u!!

Kiss sms

Luv is blind, Be very kind, When I kiss u, Please don’t mind

without U = 100 years. I Miss U i Miss you sms

In school they taught me that:
1 hour=60 min.
1 min=60sec.
But they never told me that:
1 sec. without U = 100 years.
I Miss U

miss u every day i Miss you sms

Never luk for a Gud Face,
it’ll turn old one day;
Never luk for a Gud Skin,
it’ll wrinkle one day;
But luk for a loyal heart,
that miss u every day.

i Miss you sms

It’s hard to say hello
because it might be goodbye.
It’s hard to say I’m okay
because sometimes I’m not.
But it’s easy to say I miss u
coz I know that I really do.

i Miss you sms

Look at sun n u see time
Look at sun n u see time.
Look in heart n u see love.
Look in eyes n u see life.
Look at ur mobile n
u see who’s thinking of u!
It’s me.

Missing u my friend i Miss you sms

Earth may stop rotating
Birds may stop flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
Missing u my friend.

I MISS U! i Miss you sms

If u wanna know how much I miss u,
Try to catch rain drops.
The one u catch is how much u miss me
and the one u miss is how much I MISS U!

I always Miss U Missing you sms

In the Flower, My Rose is U.
In the Diamond, My Kohinoor is U.
In the Sky, My Moon is U.
I’m only Body, My Heart is U.
Thats Y I always Miss U !!

“U” Missing you sms

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t v w x y z
Did I Miss something?
No Because “U” r in My “HEART”

I miss u sms

Close ur Eyes,
Relax ur Body,
And stop ur Breathing as long as u can…
NOW BREATH……
I Miss u as much as U MISSED THE AIR!

I miss u sms

I miss u
in every beats
of my heart,
in every blink
of my eyes,
in every second
of time and ….
in every movements
of the day, I Miss u….

Shakespeare joke sms

Q: “Have u ever read Shakespeare?”
boy: “No, who wrote it?”

my husband a millionaire joke sms

woman: “I made my husband a millionaire.”
Her friend:”And what was he b4 u married him?
Woman: “A billionaire.”

An Employee sent SMS 2 his BOSS joke sms

An Employee sent SMS 2 his BOSS:
I am sick
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it”
2 hours later employee SMS 2 boss:
“I m OK, ur wife is very sweet”

A man on the phone joke sms

A man on the phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Man: No this is her husband speaking

Friendship has no expiry date friendship message

Friendship & Medicine
both r good 4 our health.
They care us when we need,
but the only difference is that.
Friendship has no expiry date

Naughty SMS-4

Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
Ans:
HEART!!! But I luv the way u think...

Naughty SMS-3

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said 2 the guy, "Hey buddy, why are u doing that?" He said, "Because u came home early."

Naughty SMS-4

Do u like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Naughty SMS-3

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance 2 see its face carefully!"

Father in law joke sms

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance 4 starting business?
Student: “Father in law”

Degrees of girls! joke sms

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome

intelligent boy propose 2 girl joke sms

How did an intelligent boy propose 2 girl ,
he took the girl along with him on a boat and
at the middle of river said “Marry me or leave the boat”

differentiate “wife” & “mother” joke sms

Teacher: how do u differentiate “wife” & “mother”
student:
before marriage we sleep with “mother” &
after marriage we sleep with our “wife”

Naughty SMS-2

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
U dirty mind
It’s Car Seat Belt

Naughty SMS-2

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

Principle said 2 Student joke sms

Principle said 2 Students:
U People Must Sleep At least 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only 4 6 Hours!

Father 2 son joke sms

Father 2 son:
whenever I beat u,
u don’t get annoyed,
how u control ur anger?
Son: I start cleaning the toilet
with ur toothbrush

cute friend friendship sms

God saw u hungry,
so he created rice,
Saw u thirsty created water,
Saw u in the dark,
created light & when
he saw u without a cute friend…
then He created ME

Naughty SMS-1

A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir

Naughty SMS-1

Speech should be like mini-skirt: long enough 2 cover the "main subject" and short enough 2 keep the interes

Naughty SMS

A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close 2 the heart.....

Naughty SMS

wife - u were so drunk last night that u insulted ur boss
husband - piss him
wife - u did that and he fired u
husband - fuck him
wife - I did that! and u can go 2 work from tomorrow

Friendship will never say Goodbye friendship sms

I have a pen which is blue,
I have a friend which is u.
Flowers will die, waters will dry,
But our Friendship will never say Goodbye

Friendship has no expiry date friendship sms

Friendship & Medicine
both r good 4 our health.
They care us when we need,
but the only difference is that.
Friendship has no expiry date

Friendship is like a glass friendship sms

Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be
mended n even if mended
a crack is always there !!!

interview funny sms

In a job interview
Boss: Where were u born?
Applicant: Rajshahi
Boss: which part?
Applicant: what do u mean by which part? Whole body born in Rajshah

mr.bean joke sms

MY friendship is friendship sms

MY friendship is just like a rubber band,
It is too flexible,
Stretch it as much as u can,
but if u leave it,
it will hurt u a lot, really a lot

True friends r friendship sms

True friends r those,
Who care without hesitation,
Who remember without limitation,
Who forgive without explanation &
Who trust without communication

good funny sms

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked 4 the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next 2 him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

funny sms

Question : When do u CONGRATULATE someone 4 their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

funny sms

One GOOD way 2 REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever u are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever u are HAPPY

my friendship with u friendship sms

Years may fly,
tears may dry,
but my friendship with u
will never die

friendless life friendship sms

Loveless life is like a fruitless tree
but friendless life is like a rootless tree
Tree can live without fruit
but not without roots

Friendship I miss u SMS

Hi baby u know when u say 'I miss u' it,s alwayes old one for me, but when u say 'I love u...' really darling it,s alwayes new for me

rich 4ever friendship sms

Friendship is the heaviest coin in the international bank of love and with your friendship i am the richest person on earth. So keep me rich 4ever.

Friendship is like friendship sms

Love is like “missed call”.
It stops when U try 2 catch.
But Friendship is like “sms”
Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox
until U delete it. So its upto u 2 keep & value a friend!

NEED messages friendship sms

One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs to that person who is not messaging u? but my little “HEART” said to brain “U” NEED msgs but I need “FRIENDSHIP”

ALWAYS BE IN Touch friendship sms

My Hands Never Pain When Typing SMS For u, But My Heart always Pains When THERE IS NO REPLY FROM YOU... SO ALWAYS BE IN Touch

Friendship lives sms

Friendship lives inside a room, it has a door And Door has a lock Its key is Trust If u lose the key Friendship can never be found

true friends friendship sms

Many people will walk in and out of your life, But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY SMS

Longest love is mother's love. shortest love is others love. Lover's love is sweetest love. But friend's love is stronger love. So HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.

best friendship sms

lf you get less messages from me, don't think that l didn't care for you, but l'm searching for the best message for a best person like you!!
Wish u all the best

good friendship sms

A good friend is like a computer. 'Enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

Friendship SMS

The Mind of a true Loving Friends is Like the Lines of a Railway track they Never meet they Never cross But they always go for a long way together

hindi Good Morning sms

Subhah ka paigam bheje ja rahe hain

Apne msg se aapka phone baja rahe hain

Sapno ki neend mein kab tak sote rahogey

Utho hum aapko utha rahe hain.

Good Morning