Saturday 30 April 2011

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Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi

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Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.

best sms telugu messages--Telugu Funny Quote messages

Edhi emyna kaani life lo 2 vishyalu gurtupettuko...
1) Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey vooguthay
2) Raaakapothey voogavu...

best sms remember good night sms

When u r alone,remmbr me i am waiting 4 u.when u can't smile,trust me i can make u laugh..But when u r in a crowd of remember i'm alone.
Gud nite...!:-)

best sms messages of the year

remember good night sms
When u r alone,remmbr me i am waiting 4 u.when u can't smile,trust me i can make u laugh..But when u r in a crowd of remember i'm alone.
Gud nite...!:-)

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The smiling moon, the silent night,the cool breeze outside and all the shining stars are wishing you to close ur eyes & go 2 sleep.Gud night and sweet dreams

best sms telugu joke messages--maghadheera messages

SHARE KHAN: 100 msg lu receive chesukogala dheerudiva nuvvu?

Bhirava: Manchi Manchi msg lu enchukuni maree pampu.

ShareKhan: Vatini Pampiste nee Inbox saripotunda?

Bhirava: Okati kadu Share Khan 100 msglu Oke sari pampu!

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Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi

the best Good night sms of the day

SHAkESPEARE:"It is not necessary to share everything between true friends. But it is necessary that what you share must be true... Good night .

the best sms of 2011

"SpeCiaL PeRsons" are part of our memories dat time can NeVeR erase. & wen i'm blessed with a person like u, my memories r worth keeping forever! good nite..:-)

the best Good night sms of the year

"SpeCiaL PeRsons" are part of our memories dat time can NeVeR erase. & wen i'm blessed with a person like u, my memories r worth keeping forever! good nite..:-)

best telugu sms of the week

Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?

best telugu sms of the day

vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani

best telugu joke sms of the month

Ninnu marchipodamani,
bar kelli mandukottanu
.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu,
kaani ninnu kadu,
bar owner ki bill kattadam

best telugu joke sms of the week

Messages levu..
Phone ledu..
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?

best telugu sms of the year

pooja kosam pulu
nakosam nuvvu
o sari navvu
nuvva na love

devils horrorful night sms

devils horrorful night sms
Let the devils guard you.
Mummies dance around you.
Vampires kiss you.
Frankanstein sing to you.
Draculas bite you.
Have a horrorful night.
Guoooooh Night..

best telugu joke sms of the day

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I". PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." SMS Jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"? PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! SMS jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU!

best telugu sms of the month

Husband in balcony reading news paper.
A donkey came near by.
Husband:Darling ur relatives came
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?

devil monster - good night sms in tamil

Sudukattula attendance edukuranga:
mohini: yes sir!
Peyi: yes sir!
katteri: yes sir!
Pisasu: yes sir!
Karuppu: yes sir!
kuttichathan? kutichathan? kutichathan?
Yei apparam sms padikkalam ..... 1st attendance sollu.
Po unakku absent. Good night

funny good night sms

funny good night sms
Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?

good night greetings sms

good night greetings sms
Night is a good time to remember all the sweet things & all sweet persons in your life..
So sleep well with your sweet memories about me..

mosquito good night sms

mosquito good night sms
Can we do romance at night today?
i am in a good mood,
just a little bit of kissing and biting.
Reply me soon.
Yours lovingly,
“MOSQUITO”

good night sms with affection and smile

good night sms with affection and smile
Making everyone happy in the world is impossible. Atleast make the one happy who is being with u,by ur affection and ur cute smile.Gud 9t n a Swt drmz.Take care

remember good night sms

When u r alone,remmbr me i am waiting 4 u.when u can't smile,trust me i can make u laugh..But when u r in a crowd of remember i'm alone.Gud nite...!:-)

realise sms | good night sms

realise sms | good night sms
Being lonely is a blessing.. A time god gives you to realise who you are to the self and to the other selves, the time to retaliate or to replicate. Gud nite...

"SpeCiaL PeRsons" - good night sms

"SpeCiaL PeRsons" - good night sms
"SpeCiaL PeRsons" are part of our memories dat time can NeVeR erase. & wen i'm blessed with a person like u, my memories r worth keeping forever! good nite..:-)

tamil good night kavithai sms

Nilamagal vilithelum nisapthamana neram... vinmeengalin vaanai alagangarikum pragasamana nerathil nalaya poluthu nalamai amaya valthugiren... Iniya iravu…

latest good night SMS

latest good night SMS
Some reasons make the relationships precious..
But, Only precious relationships are made with no reason.Gud 9t with a Swt drmz. Take caré. Sleep well ..

Tamil Good night SMS

Naan Neasikkum Palar Ennai Marakka Ninaitaalum.....!
Ennai Neasikkum Silarai Naan Ninaikka Marappathillai..
Good night with sweet dreams

go to bed sms - good night sms

Sun Is Switched Off!
Stars Are Switched On!

Blue Sky Goes Off And Black Sky Comes In!
So A Cool Night Is Coming!

Go To Bed!
And
Have A Deep Sleep!
Gud night

good night shakespeare words

SHAkESPEARE:"It is not necessary to share everything between true friends. But it is necessary that what you share must be true... Good night .

moon... Moon… moon… good night sms

i look at the moon
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again

True friends good night sms

True friends sms True friends are like Diamonds... they are real n rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.. Good nite my dear rare DIAMOND...:-)

Sleep quiet good night sms

Touch your heart
Close your eyes
Make a wish
Say good night
Sky so wide
Stars so bright
Off the light
Sleep quiet
quiet
quiet.

peaceful sleep - Good night sms

peaceful sleep - Good night sms
Sleeping is not taking rest for today's hardwork, its gaining of energy for tomorrow's Hardwork.. Have a peaceful sleep. Good night...:-)

Good night wish sms

Good night wish sms
Night is 'Silent',
Night is 'Beautiful'
Night is 'Calm' ,
Night is 'Quiet' ,
But Night is not complete. . . .
without a wish to you . .
Good night

Good Nite friend sms

Friends & Friendship.. its a package of feelings Nobody can make it Nobody can break it Nobody can explain it only we can FEEL it...Good Nite friend:-)

Thank god - good night sms

Thank god - good night sms
Night is a time where we remove our all problems from our mind and thinking of gud dreams and thanking god 4 gave a gud day..

good night wishes sms

Wishing the sweetest night
to a sweet natured person..
GOD has been really kind..
May you sleep tight
n fall from bed tonight..
GOOD NIGHT!

good night sms - Pearl of the Day

Pearl of the Day: "Don't Judge ur luved ones by the Way they Speak, Judge them by the way they care becoz Care is Outcome of True luv..!!".. Gud nite:-)

good night short sms

good night short sms
If the Path is Beautiful, ask where it leads. But if the destination is beautiful, dont ask how the path is. Jus keep going..! Good night with sweet dreams

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The smiling moon, the silent night,the cool breeze outside and all the shining stars are wishing you to close ur eyes & go 2 sleep.Gud night and sweet dreams

quote for good night sms

A Nice Quote:
Keep all your troubles in your pocket, but be sure that your pocket has a hole in it..Gud night .

Have a great night sms

1 evening I'll cUM 2ur room
Lok D door
Turn of D lights
Join U in bed
I'll cUM closer 2U
My lips near ur face
& I'll shout
Hav a great night

good night messages

"Every new idea is a joke. Until, one man achieves it."
Gud Nìght with a Swt drmz... Take Çàre...

good night sms with care

gud nite sms with care
It feels good when somebody's there, it feels better when somebody shares, it feels best when somebody cares.. Wishing you a whole bunch of care..gud nite:-)

telugu sms--Telugu: Good Morning Funny sms

Neeku  ninna Morning

nunchi  oka Vishayam  cheppalani anukunna kani

ela cheppalo naku theliyayadam ledu

Kani cheppakunda undalenu

Mari feel avakudadu.

Ademante Good Morning!

Keep Smiling.....

telugu joke sms--sambandam kosam press one second marrage

sambandam kosam press one

engagement kosam 2 nokkandi,

 pelli  kosam 3 nokkandi

rendo pellekosam modatedani peeka nokkandi

telugu joke sms--maghadheera sms

SHARE KHAN: 100 msg lu receive chesukogala dheerudiva nuvvu?

Bhirava: Manchi Manchi msg lu enchukuni maree pampu.

ShareKhan: Vatini Pampiste nee Inbox saripotunda?

Bhirava: Okati kadu Share Khan 100 msglu Oke sari pampu!

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telugu sms--Love- Prema- Pyar sms in Telugu lo

Naa manasulo vunnadi neeve.....
Naa prathi talapulo neeve......
Naa vuchvasa nichvasa neeve.....
Naa aadi neeve, anthamu neeve

telugu sms--Happy Velentine Day telugu sms

 Nuvvu Naa Pakkan Unte Chalu -
 Naa Hrudayam Pula Totaga Vikasistundi

Nuvvu Naaku Todunte Chalu-
Manassu Aanandamto Nindipotundi

Happy Velentine Day!

telugu sms-- So Njoy college Happy Days.sms

College - Bommarillu,

Student - Sainikudu,

Class - Appudappudu,

Exams - Anukokunda Oka roju,

Q: Paper - Aparichitudu,

Mathematics - Garshana,

Copy - Okarikokaru,

Slips - Apadhbandavudu,

Results - Adrustam,

Pass - Student No:1,

Fail - Anthuleni Kadha,

Supplemantry - Nuvvastanante Nenodhantana,

1st year - Budhimanthudu,

2nd Year - Kantri,

3rd Year - Pokiri,

4th Year - Deshamuduru,

PARENTS enquire about marks - Aa okkati Adakku...!


So Njoy these Happy Days...!

telugu sms--"happy dasara"sms

laka
laka
laka
lakaaaaa..

rajadhi raja
marthanda theja
sri sri raja varu
dasara subhakankshalu
teliyajestunnaraho.......

"happy dasara"

telugu joke sms--telugu funny sms

Ninnu marchipodamani Bar kelli Mandhukottanu.
Mandhu kottaka Nigamgane Marchipoyanu kaani
ninnu kadhu.Bar Owner ki Bill Kattadam.

telugu sms--telugu love message

jivitham chinnadi
naa gunde kuda chinnadi
kani naa jivithamlo
nee uhalu
nee kalalu
nee meda naa asalu
chala peddavi

telugu sms--telugu love sms-sms

Jeevitam Oka Prayanam,
Jeevanam Oka Pramanam,
ani Evaro Annaru,
Neetho Jeevitam
Naaku Prayanam Kaavali,
Nee Prema Naaku Pramanam Avvali.

telugu sms--telugu joke sms message sms

pooja kosam pulu
nakosam nuvvu
o sari navvu
nuvva na love----------sms51.blogspot.com---------->

telugu sms--Telangana Style wedding card:

Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi

telugu sms--telugu sms

vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani

telugu sms--telugu joke sms

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I". PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." SMS Jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"? PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! SMS jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU!

telugu sms--friendship funny message sms

Friend -Mitrama
Mitrama vunnava?
Asalunnava?
Gallo vunte meghalni panpu
Akasamlo unite varshani panpu
Bathikunte untai msg panpu..

telugu sms--telugu love sms

prema eppudu puduthundi
manashu daggara ainappudu
manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi
manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu

telugu sms--telugu message

Jaripoku meghamaa jhallu kurise varaku.
Vaadipoku pushpamaa vasantam vachche varaku.
Marachipoku mitramaa naa praanamunnanta varaku.

telugu sms--Lovers for Telugu People

Ninnu chsena aa kshanam
taluchu kuntunna prati kshanam.
anduko teleyani ayomayam vedistunnadi anuksham.
pade pade tapistundi NA HRUDAYAM.

YOURS
..........

telugu joke sms--Difference between Suicid and Murder SMS

Diffrence btwn suicide and murdr
 Balakrishna cinma ki tickets to nuvvu velite adi suicide.
Pakkodini pampite  adi Murder

telugu sms--Happy Mothers Day sms in telugu

Jeevitanni Varanga echina :AMMAKU:
e Bahumati echina Takkuve.
Happy Mothers Day..

telugu sms--Girls - Love Letter Joke sms

Girl: mummy Leg Pain!!!
Mom: what happend to you.

GIRL: Even 2day,  I had to stand in Que to give Love Letter to
"sree"
Crazy Girls.........

telugu sms--GOOD mORNING sms telugu lo

G- gundelo
O- Odigipoye
O-  o nestama
D- duranga unna

M- marichipoku
O- o mitrama
R- roju
N- ninnu talache
I-  ie manchi
N- nestanni
G- gurthunchuko..

Yours "sreekanth"

telugu sms--Telugu Jokes sms

Wife: Emandi ee week daily cinema ki veldam
Next week Shopping veldam

Husband: 3rd week motham Temples  ki veldam

Wife: Enduku?
Hus: Adukkovataniki..

telugu sms--Love SMS in Telugu

Na kanniti dharallo
Thadichi poyina na hrudayam
Nee kosam vechi chusina hrudayam
na kanniti dharallo mungutu
Akhari swasa varaku ninne talachukone

telugu sms--telugu friendship message

Snehanni puvvuto polchaku
Vadi potundi

Manchuto polchaku
Karigipotundi

Aakuto polchaku
Rali potundi


Nee Navvuto polchu
Saswathanga undi potundi.

Best of Friends......!sms message

The best of friends,
Can change a frown,
Into a smile,
when you feel down.
The best of friends,
Will understand,
Your little trials,
And lend a hand.
The best of friends,
Will always share,
Your secret dreams,
Because they care.
The best of friends,
Worth more than gold,
Give all the love,
A heart can hold....

telugu sms--telugu funny sms

Oka cinema hall owner ROSSIAH pedda fan..
.
Thana hall ki 'ROSSIAH gochi' ani name pettadu..
.
New movies realease ayinappudu paper lo ads ila vastundi.
.
Rossiah gochi lo 'kudirithe cup cofee'
.
Rossiah gochi lo 'theenmar'
.
Rossiah gochi lo 'emaindi ee vela'
.
Rossiah gochi lo 'Ragada'
.
Rossiah gochi lo
'mirapakay'

telugu sms--telugu i hate love sms

Puvvu Puttagane paramalinchinatlu...

Prema putta gane kotha anubhuthini Kaligistundi..


Kaani aa Puvvu lage Prema kuda..

Vadi Ralipoka thappadu...


anduke I Hate Love..

telugu sms--Good Morning telugu sms

Manishi Kanaa Manasu Goppadi

Avesham Kanna Alochana Goppadi

Kopam Kanaa Jaali Goppadi

Premaa Kanaa Thyaagam Goppadi

Veeti Kanaa Mana Sneham Goppadi


♥______☻ Good Morning Friends ☻______♥

telugu sms--Telugu Teasing SMS Joke

hi,eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku.
.recharge cheyaleda?
ok recharge card no:pampistunna.
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ikkada blade tho geeku....

telugu sms--Teasing Telugu SMS Joke

Messages levu..
Phone ledu..
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?

telugu sms--Telugu Wedding Card Joke

telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.

telugu sms--Telugu SMS Joke

durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai,
kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram
peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu.
kaaranam, naadi battaburra.

telugu sms--Telugu Bar Joke

Ninnu marchipodamani,
bar kelli mandukottanu
.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu,
kaani ninnu kadu,
bar owner ki bill kattadam

telugu sms--Telugu Funny Quote SMS

Edhi emyna kaani life lo 2 vishyalu gurtupettuko...
1) Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey vooguthay
2) Raaakapothey voogavu...

telugu sms--Super Funny SMS in Telugu

Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?

telugu sms--Telugu Drinking Joke

vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani

telugu sms--Telugu Funny SMS Joke messages

Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru
Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu
pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu
Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu.

telugu sms--Telugu Funny SMS Kavita

if u want sweter,
it's chalikalam.
if u want umberella,
it's vanakalam.
if u want a/c,
it's endakalam.
if want lover,
it's nothing but poye kalam

telugu sms--Husband and Wife Telugu Joke

Husband in balcony reading news paper.
A donkey came near by.
Husband:Darling ur relatives came
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?

telugu sms--Telugu SMS Quote1

Endamavi neeru taagi gunde mantalarpukoku
Aasha penchukoku nestham,
Adi Nirasha Swagatha Hastham

telugu sms--Telugu Joke message

nenu neetho maatladalante
naa manasu mogobothondi;
nuvvu naatho maatladithe
naa maata mounamouthondi;
neeku naaku madhya shabdam eppudu nishabdame....

telugu sms--Telugu Funny Joke

Telugu sms : Friend -Mitrama
Mitrama vunnava?
Asalunnava?
Gallo vunte meghalni panpu
Akasamlo unite varshani panpu
Bathikunte untai msg panpu.

Telugu SMS Jokes

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I". PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." SMS Jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"? PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! SMS jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU!

telugu sms--Love Vs. Friendship Telugu SMS

love anedi chewing gum lantidi.
adhi beginig matrame taste untadi..
.kani friendship anedhi choclate lantidi..
adhi chivari varaku taste gane untadi...

telugu sms--Telugu SMS Funny Joke

B.Tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav

telugu sms--telugu SMS Quote

Antha mattenani Telusu,Adi oka Mayaenani Telusu,Telisi Valachi Vilapinchtalo Teeyadanam Evariki Telusu

telugu sms--Software Telugu Cinema Titles

Attaku Sybase Ammayiki D-Base
Program raasukundaam! Raa..
Ma aayana DBA
Yemandi pagerochhindi
Intlo Delphi Vantintlo Kulphi
Project dorakani Papa
Priydu nerpina PASCAL
Goa lo Java
Atta nee Client jagratta
COBOL katesindi UNIX vatesindi
QA Developer la sawaal
Client ki yamudu employer ki mogudu
Oka computer iddaru programerlu
Data clean chesukundam ra
oke programmer!
entlo DOSu uurilo WINDOWSu
Peruleni Program
Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
Hang To Hona Hi Tha
Meri Disc Tumhare Paas
Aao Chat Kare
Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
Tera Code Chal Gaya
Client Ek Numbari - Programmer Dus Numbari
Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
Shaheed Hacker Singh
Password De Ke Dekho
Terminal Sajaake Rakhna
Mr. Network Lal
Terminal Apna - Login Parayi

telugu sms--telugu friendship sms

Nammakamaina sneahaniki chupulatho, maatalatoe paniledani.
Naa gundeki cheppaanu nuvvu gurthochinappude spandinchamani.
Naa kosam neevunnaavanna bhramaloe veachi vuntaanani.

telugu sms--Super Telugu SMS

Batta kaDite samsaari
Battavippite vyabhichaari
Maanaani pranaaniki addam battale
Batta ninda kattuko
Baadyatalanu telusuko
Ara Battato tirugaku
Allari paalu kaaku
"Aada"tanaaniki machcha tebooku

telugu sms--

Jaripoku meghamaa jhallu kurise varaku.
Vaadipoku pushpamaa vasantam vachche varaku.
Marachipoku mitramaa naa praanamunnanta varaku.

telugu sms--telugu love sms telugu love message

Nee premanu pondalenemo kaani ninnu preminchagalanu.
Neetho kalasi jeevincha lenemo kaani neekai maraninchagalanu
Neelo nenu lekapoyina nee talapulalo sadaa gurtuku vastuntaanu.

telugu sms--telugu love sms

prema eppudu puduthundi
manashu daggara ainappudu
manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi
manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu

telugu joke sms--telugu sms

Abbai: window seat nadi babai..
.
.
Babai: pora sale, window seat nade
.
.
Vehicle owner: aapandi ra vedavallara..
Rikshaw ki window seat enti ra..!

Friday 29 April 2011

Funny message--U R 100% beautiful

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

Thursday 28 April 2011

Funny sms--A man went 4 blood test

A man went 4 blood test. Nurse took his blood. But she didn't find any cotton. So she suck his finger. The man became happy and said would I have Urine test next time?

Funny sms--I want to suck it... lick it..

I want to suck it... lick it... wanna move my tongue all over it... wanna feel it in my mouth...yep, it is my ice-cream & that's how I...eat..... ice-cream !

Funny sms--stay in my heart. Offer valid till I am alive......

Keep contact with me & win exciting prizes. >3rd prize-lots of love. >2nd prize-life time Friendship. > 1st prize-free stay in my heart. Offer valid till I am alive......

Funny sms--India is empty without Taj-mahal

India is empty without Taj-mahal, sundarbon is empty without tigher, Man is empty without love, But Zoo is empty without u.

Funny sms--I am ur real friend

I am ur real friend. If u give me 1, I will return u 10. If u give me a pen I will return u train. If u give me ur girlfriend I will return her with some children.

Funny sms--after 9 month of valentine day

Do u know,why 14 november is celebrated as childrens day?bcoz it cums just after 9 month of valentine day.

Funny sms--"I LOVE U." *OFFER LIMITED*

"I LOVE U." Send this SMS to 10 Girls & win free trip to ur nearest police station in luxury Jeep, Food, Accommodation &body massage free. *OFFER LIMITED*

Funny sms--love marriage” and “arranged marriage”

Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.

Funny sms--World’s Shortest Horror Story

World’s Shortest Horror Story By “Martin Garner”
Contains Only The Following Lines..
“When The World’s Last Man
Was Alone In His Room,
The Door Was Knocked.”

Funny sms--irlfriend is never a wife

Luv
Easy to say - Difficult to stay...
Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal...
Difficulty is a part of Life...
But That's the reason...
Why Girlfriend is never a wife?

Funny sms--A person who SURRENDERS

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

Funny sms--Never hold ur farts in

Never hold ur farts in. They travel up ur spine, into ur brain and that's where u get ur shitty ideas from!

Funny sms--In life 5 things can come at any time

In life 5 things can come at any time...
Money
friendship
Love
death
and
????
MY SMS.
Have a nice day!

Funny sms--U R 100% beautiful

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

Funny sms--Newton's law of Love

Newton's law of Love:-
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed;
it can only be changed from
one girl friend to another...

Funny sms--4 a brain transplant

If I ever go 4 a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

Funny sms--build up the pressure.

Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

Funny sms--American life style

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

Funny sms--Twinkle twinkle little star

Twinkle twinkle little star,
u should know what u r,
and once u know what u r,
Mental hospital is not so far.

Friendship message--Full form of FRIENSHIP:-

Full form of FRIENSHIP:-
F-Fun
R-Rational
I-Impartial
E-Emotional
N-Never Ending
D-Dependable
S-Special
H-Heart
I-lnteresting
P-Priceless

Funny sms--I need you...

I need you...
I love you...
I can't go anywhere
without you...
Oh My Lovely..
Shoes!

Friendship sms--Friends are like a page

Friends are like a page in a book of life,
Every page with a different subject.
But best friends r d index page
covering every subject.
Thx 4 being index page of my life.

Friendship sms--Vacancy available

Vacancy available
post = true friend
Ability = (loving & caring)
Experience= (not required)
Duty = (two sms daily)
Salary= (never ending love)

Friendship sms--hurt without “YOU”

Friends change, I know they do..
but I will always belong to you..
Friends hurt I know they do.
But I get more hurt without “YOU”

Friendship sms--keep friendship wid u

Missing u iz my “HOBBY”
Care 4 U, is my “JOB”
Make u happy, is my “DREAM”
Pray 4 u, is my “DUTY”
&
2 keep friendship wid u,
is my “CHOICE”

Friendship sms--Some friends forget

Some friends forget
Some move away
Some keep silent
Some just change
But I’m not 1 of them.
I’m ur friend 4 two moments
now & 4ever…!

Friendship sms--Most Important Person

I May Not Be The Most Important Person In Your Life But I just Hope
That One Day…When You Hear My Name You Will Just Smile
& Say Hey That’s My Friend..!!!

Friendship sms--friendship is evergreen

Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends b4 understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding.

Friendship sms--world stop turning

Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
But Let not my friends to lov me.

Friendship sms--deep like Ocean

Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!

Friendship sms--1 Advice- Don’t change

1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.a

Friendship sms--FRIENDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE

FRIENDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.
Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY.
Strong like IRON.
Kind like MOTHER.
& cute like u

Friendship sms--I wana keep3 things: .

I wana keep3 things: . .
The SUN . . The MOON . . &.My frndz. . .
Sun4 daytime. . .
Moon for night time. . . &
U.My dear frndz 4 LIFETIME.

Friendship sms--Friends are countless

Friends are countless,
But true friends are few
all angels in heaven know I need u.

Friendship sms--Full form of FRIENSHIP:-

Full form of FRIENSHIP:-
F-Fun
R-Rational
I-Impartial
E-Emotional
N-Never Ending
D-Dependable
S-Special
H-Heart
I-lnteresting
P-Priceless

Friendship sms--always be my FRIEND,

In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE.
You’ll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS, beyond TIME
&
beyond DISTANCE!

always friends forever Friendship sms

Distances never separate any relation,
time never breaks any relation.
If feelings r true from heart,
then friends r always friends forever!

Know our friendship Friendship sms

Know our friendship will never end
When the dark hurts you,
And you are scared to look ahead.
You can look beside you.
And your best friend will be there 4 u.

Friendship strong Friendship sms

The wrong kind of people dislikes you 4 the good in you & the right kind of peoples like you knowing even the bad in you. That makes a Friendship strong…

old Friendship sms

Make new friends,
But keep the old.
New one is silver,
The old one is gold.

In my Friendship Garden Friendship sms

In my Friendship Garden,
Grows a Flower
rare and true.
I look a little closer
and find that it is you.

Guess Who? it’s ur Dog! Funny sms

Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?

it’s ur Dog!

Who's hot... Its U Funny sms

Who's hot... Its U,
Who's
Charming... Its U,
Who's
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who's
Intelligent... Its U,
Who's dear & near friend... Its U
Who's a liar.. Its me!